Draken

You realize of course that I've said that same joke three times now, just replacing the word "baby bird" and "smack".

If I may quote He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named.... For shame, fellas! For shame!

The stupid DS corruption makes me want to smack baby birds. In the 'nads.

Spell that N-E-V-E-R. The Godfather Game is...meh. Sure, it's a GTA 3 clone, but it's mediocre at best, and their interpretation of New York reminded me of Liberty City, a little too much. A lot of the time I half expected the next mission to involve blowing up a fish factory*. *See the mission "Blow Fish" for GTA 3

Aaagh! My ears! Anyways, I think the movie will be okay; as long He Who Should Not Be Named and everyone close to him stay far away from it as possible.

Or, you know, Tyranasore-ass. Get it? See, I'm implying that he has a sore ass, which means he had anal sex, which means he's gay. All your witty topicalness belong to me.

Yes. I felt the initial rush of excitement of having a Star Wars name had officially run out, so I asked the Dragon, and bada bing: no more Fett.

I watched the director's cut DVD of The Warriors. It was basically the same, but with an introduction by Walter Hill, a new opening, and a comic book style to switch a few scenes. Awesome, as always.

The reviews of Sawyer were particularly well done. Very nice.

Laughing at others is so much more amusing then laughing with others. Nice job, jags.

No, pixies, your humor isn't witty and topical, it's silly and typical. And the above report is nice; one of the better ones. 'Course, that's only my opinion, and I liked the Super Mario Bros movie, so I wouldn't trust what I say too much.

Blank is witty and topical.

Well, Eldar, for your big fat information, I am not jealous! I am the V.I.P of many people's hearts! Like Bob. Bob...Johnson. Yeah, he so horny; he love me long time.

Quit saying that. Also, let's get more reviews. I already typed gibberish in and called it a review; it's someone elses turn.

One tight, tight, tight little package, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Not to mention the hottest power the Sith have ever known. Woooboy!

Note to everyone: saying that the best Sith Lord/ Darth/ Jedi/ is you isn't funny. It's stupid, moronic, and a tad flamboyant. Just thought you should know.

Earth to Darth Onivega: Nobody gives a damn!

Polls make me want to kick puppies. In the 'nads.

Draken the Fett needs not your homoerotic claims! Off with his head! User: Kor Qel Droma Nicknames: "Kor" (the only one the reviewer knows of) Intelligence: 4 - Quite a sharp guy, leastaways smarter then the reviewer. Wits: 4

Heheh. Nice review, Chupamothman. Very nice. What stories?!? Draken the Fett never cuddles! I'm all man!

Oh geez...something about that word just makes me laugh like there's no tomorrow. I'll do someone if they do me. Just, you know, I can't write for sh*t, so that may be a factor.

W.T.F.

Phone Booth? The one will Keifer Sutherland and Colin Farrel. I thought it was pretty good. And my favorite V for Vendetta line was:

Oh my God, I saw this earlier today, and I literally laughed my ass off. Tycho and Gabe are always funny.