Draken

This guy doesn't know what "no" means. If Cookie doesn't want it, he doesn't have to have it. Your incessant pleading isn't really helping.

What the hell is with all the smilies? Here's a pointer: Six smilies in a single post gets a more than a little annoying.

His villian name is the Flying Menace, so that makes him a menace to airplanes and pigeons, I suppose.

Thanks, Menace. And, Loseranor, your jokes are meaningless. Soon you will all taste oblivion, which tastes like Red Bull, which tastes very disgusting! Mwahahaha!

Welcome to Loserville; Population: The Atomic Danger Squad

You don't find oral sex interesting?

Silence! I will not tolerate this insolence! Abd, Idiotic Boy, your zings are as weak as my ability to have a long term relationship! Owned!

By suck up I meant oral sex.

Link Is this the newest evolution of novel "Black Like Me"? Or is it simple exploitation? Discuss.

le Baron Von Kill=Me Therefore, I was complementing the intricicies of my wit.

Oh, I see. You're crying so someone cooler then you will wear something you made? Smoooooth.

I see. So you suck up to them so they'll suck up to you! Know wha I sayin'?

Only losers join The Idiotic Gayer Squid. Ah, le Baron, you're so clever...

Is it just me, or does Blank suck up to every woman on these forums?

I think it was a great start, Darque. I'm interested to see where you'll take this, and how Sith Bunnie will grow as an anti-hero. Perhaps a chance of romance? 8/10.

Sleep is for the weak and the tired. And the Flying Menace will (probably) leave the Atomic Boy to his dreams of grandeur (maybe).

*ahem*

I'm still waiting for a comical avatar inspired by my name, pixies. You don't want to keep a super-villian's lackey waiting.

I'm assuming so...boss. And Rayth I'll apologise if you join us Flying Menaces.

Foolish Atomic Boy! Your mere punches, although quite effective, cannot defeat me! For it is I, Baron Von Kill, opposite of Captain Death (complete with semi-opposite name)! Along with my companion...NUCLEAR KID (alias Mothman)!

*sigh* Fine, I'll play along. Le gasp! You have uncovered my super top secret identity! But you still don't know my even superer topper secreter villian name, so there.

So, in summary, you guys want people to join a completely made-up and powerless gang that has no point to it whatsoever?

Get it, because he is gay?

The subject of this T.O.M.B.S report is Lovesickwolf: