The US Military Has Responded To Plans To Storm Area 51
Air Force spokesperson Laura McAndrews released a message to people thinking of actually trespassing in September.
“[Area 51] is an open training range for the US Air Force," she said in a release seen by the Independent. "We would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces," she continued, casually reminding any reader that there are probably quite a lot of guns on site. “The US Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets."
What could possibly go wrong?