DeathScepter

I would like the Female Exile more if I have gotten the Handmaiden

No, I tend to type really fast

dont worry about it. i will keep it (or at least try to) at pg 13

ok I am a little bit of a pervert. the temple scene can be interpet in any way you want it.

Bastila(in a preachy mood): Well Dark Side is very seductive. Revan: But Not as seductive as I am...... Bastila: Oh Really How do you know that? Revan: Dont you remember I was the Dark Lord of the Sith. Bastila: How do you know that you were the Dark Lord of the Sith? Revan: It is simple because all of those Dreams were not conidence. Temple Scene: Bastila: I knew you will come. Malak though you would be afraid to return to the Temple. I have joined Malak's side as his personal student. Revan: Dont you wonder why I was the "Master". Revan Shows Bastila his mighty secret. Bastila: Oh my, now I do know why you were the Master. Master I am all yours. Revan: Score. Jolee and Juhani: Scooorrrreeeee

My Real name is DeathScepter

well it could be worse. Right now , I will get some new materials to make fun of Bastila and Variety of Kotor characters

but the Penguins of Malachor are very evil.

I wasnt thinking of that line but I was making a parody of the Infamous scene in Empire Strikes Back with Vader and Luke.

well I was joking around.......................... Revan's fate was a logical fate. Just say I like him over Exile anyday.

Revan is whatever you want her/him to be. I do think that Revan is a lot like me...................in a scary way.

Marcus(Revan): they never told you what happen to Revan HK 47: Statement: They told me enough me. They told me you Killed him. Marcus(Revan): Hk 47 No I am Darth Revan. Hk 47: Statement: Nooooooooooooooooooo That is impossible. You lie. Revan: Seach your Feelings and know this to be true. Hk 47: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Funny funny Guys................................................................

i do think that Kotor 3 will have a major plot point in order to defeat the True Sith.

Hk 47: Statement: You are a stupid little bitch of a long dead Echani general that was killed by my master. Query: Why do you still mourn over that meatbag? Brianna: But he was my father. What if Revan was killed by Carth or one of his friends? What do you feel then? Hk 47: Statement: Howbeit he is my master and creator, for he is a genius for making a perfect being like myself. He is only a meatbag. So I will not grieve for him as such. But I will grieve for him as creator and a genius. But I do think I do understand where you getting at.

Revan and Exile looking at each other. They look at Disciple. They look at each other again. They turned on the lightsabers. Revan: I will show you the power of the dark side of force young Mical. Exile:(seducing) I will show you the true power of the force Mical. Revan: I am the Dark Lord of the Sith. Exile: Please I have Defeat three of them and including your teacher. Revan: I have learned much since her and I am always been stronger than her and everyone else. For I am the Heart of the Force. Exile you my beautiful doll are just a black hole. Mical(Looking confused): Why Would I train with either of you. I will take Bao Dur. Bao-Dur: GOD No. Mical: Yes I will want to train under you. Bao-Dur: Damn it. Bao-Dur kills himself. Mical: My love my life is dead. Mical beheads himself. Revan: that was quick Exile: yes it was. So what are you doing? Revan: I was going to catch a movie at the Rakatan Temple.

Revan: Mistress Kreia, can you be more clear? Kreia: For I am clear as in the water of the Thousands Founation. Revan: ok Next please. A several years later. Revan: So you have train with my old master, Kreia. Exile: Yes and she was cryptic as hell. Revan(with hand on his head): Damn she has never changed and No **** Exile. She was always this cryptic when she was my teacher. Exile: Really. Tell me about her and Arren Kae. I have heard a rumor that Kreia was Kae. Revan: Well There was no evidence for Arren Kae to be Kreia.......Master Kae was very beautiful.............................Kreia was cute when younger but that is it. Exile: Really........that is a relief and I do have think of the Handmaiden looking like Kreia down the line.

that was funny. Darth Malak: Revan you are blind and foolish. Revan: then what does that make you?? Blind, Foolish, and jawless also A Darth Vader wannabe. Darth Malak: Damn it Revan. you are such an ****. You never respected me. Revan: Well I only respected the Strong and the brave also the smart and subtle. And thought you could be good as me when I was a Dark Lord but I was wrong. But I will correct that mistake soon enough.

Bastila: What do you mean I am an Ice Princess? Revan: Because you are bitch. Influence: Lost Bastila. DS Point. Bastila: you are the most self righteous ahole this side of Tatooine.

Bastila: Some of this Fangirls think of me as a lesbian sex goddess. Revan: I can make that happen...................Juhani. Juhani: Yes Revan: I do think Bastila wants a lesson in love. Juhani and Bastila: But not in front of the fanboys/girls. Revan: Alright, No skin off my back. 30 mins Later. Bastila: It was quite enjoyable. Juhani: I always knew you had it in you. In another room, Revan walks in. Revan: I do would the "second" function of this lightsaber. Then the Lightsaber viberates. Revan: Oh my.

Well my verison of Revan has many abilities that are unatural to the Jedi and the Sith. that is why my verison of Kotor 1 that Bastila always falls inlove with Revan regardless of Revan's gender.

Atris could have escape before Darth Nilihus came

if Written well and having his ass kick severly, would you have Revan back?? I do want to see GOTO return yet die brutally. Well it is no fun having HK 47 and T3-M4 without Revan. That is just me.

Wacko Jacko: Who are you?? Hk 47: Irriated Statemant: I am Hk-47 and I have been sent by my master to terminate your worthless meatbag existance. So Charge weapons...................... So Hasta La Vista MeatBag. Wacko Jacko(in a woman's voice): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hk 47: Joyful Statement: Another day Another MeatBag (laughs evily to himself). A day Later: Revan: Hk 47 I do want you to kill another meatbag for me. Hk 47: Statement: Yes Master. Whom do you want me kill today? Revan: I want you to Kill Mical the Disciple and I do want you to take your time with killing him. Another thing go to the Onderon Quick Mart and put up the good stuff that me and Bastile really like and you can get anything you want. Hk 47: Joyful Statement: I will do as you command. Another thing, how is your swordmanship training doing? Revan: It is doing good Hk 47. Hk 47 walks in Mical the Disciple's bed room. Hk 47: Statemant: Time to die bitch. Disciple: Oh My. Blasters shots are fired at Disciple and Killing him instantly.

lets get back on topic Revan: You are gorgeous Yuthura Ban: Thank you Revan: you are welcome. What are you doing this evening? Yuthura Ban: Humm, I was going to teach some students a "lesson" Revan: I am always read for a "lesson" about Sith teachers and their students. Yuthura Ban: Go on I am listening. Revan: Follow me I will "show" you something very fun in my quarters dear. 30 mins Laters. Yuthura Ban: Oh My that was fun Revan: I know