Llyranor Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit. A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening. Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there. Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway. The officer's report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol. The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Nick_i_am Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 I dunno, this sounds like a gabs plot to me. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
taks Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 except hades lives in iowa. taks comrade taks... just because.
Morgoth Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 Well the suit suits her well. Rain makes everything better.
Killian Kalthorne Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 except hades lives in iowa. taks Eh? "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
kirottu Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 I call dibs. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
taks Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 Eh? i thought that's what you... er, hades, had said? sorry if i'm wrong. taks comrade taks... just because.
Llyranor Posted October 1, 2008 Author Posted October 1, 2008 Hades moved to Canada earlier this year. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Walsingham Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 Sounds more like my mum. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Nick_i_am Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 In my pants. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Meshugger Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 and everyone is invited. "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
Fionavar Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 To really stop baiting one another .... sheesh don't any of you have a game to play other than to belittle one another? No - don't answer that! Move alone ... sand being swept up = Thread closed. The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
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