February 28, 20178 yr Author Larder Door for Talking Weapon Shield Edited February 28, 20178 yr by Pope
February 28, 20178 yr Only if they genuinely fix bashing. At the moment in PoE, it's actually worse than a generic Large Shield.
February 28, 20178 yr A transdimensional larder door shield! You use it as a shield as normal, but you can prop it up against a wall and then open it to open the way to a larder that exists between dimensions, and there is a random chance during battle that the door will open while you are wielding it and have a chef lean out to shout at everyone for making a noise and disturbing his customers. "That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail "Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams
February 28, 20178 yr Should have been a barn door anyhow. Then when people using ranged weapons missed you, you could have taunted them that their aim was so bad they couldn't even hit a barn door. ... I'll get my coat. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
February 28, 20178 yr A transdimensional larder door shield! You use it as a shield as normal, but you can prop it up against a wall and then open it to open the way to a larder that exists between dimensions, and there is a random chance during battle that the door will open while you are wielding it and have a chef lean out to shout at everyone for making a noise and disturbing his customers. I'm willing to double my pledge for this. --- We're all doomed
February 28, 20178 yr A transdimensional larder door shield! You use it as a shield as normal, but you can prop it up against a wall and then open it to open the way to a larder that exists between dimensions, and there is a random chance during battle that the door will open while you are wielding it and have a chef lean out to shout at everyone for making a noise and disturbing his customers. I'm willing to double my pledge for this. Only double? "That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail "Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams
February 28, 20178 yr Only double? You are right. It's worth far more than I posess. Take all my money. Sell my body to dubious looking strangers, if necessary. Edited February 28, 20178 yr by Lord_Mord --- We're all doomed
February 28, 20178 yr You'll find it leaning on the Pan tree... "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
March 1, 20178 yr Would be kind of funny if Eder had some line about it when you found it again, since im willing to bet 90% of people who used him also used that shield. And, since apparently bashing didn't work, there could be some humor there.
March 1, 20178 yr Only double? You are right. It's worth far more than I posess. Take all my money. Sell my body to dubious looking strangers, if necessary. You heard it Obsidian! His body is ready and willing for whatever you want, come and get it! Here Obsy Obsy Obsy... "That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail "Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams
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