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The Funny Things Thread

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    To make sure there's some form of cat picture on the thread...

     

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    This kind of situation is why I never go to the gym.

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    This kind of situation is why I never go to the gym.

    The only thing to do is get up, dust yourself off, say out loud "one" then do it again and say "two"

     

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

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    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

    I don't know why I find this so funny

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    I'm going to blame alcohol

    Free games updated 3/4/21

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    Heresy, there's is only one true Power Armour worth having..

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    When in doubt, blame the elves.

     

    I have always hated the word "censorship", I prefer seeing it as just removing content that isn't suitable or is considered offensive

     

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    Bull****, i'm just lazy and I don't like busywork 

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Funny. But so true.

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    While it's kind of serious.,. it's also amusing.

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Dear Microsoft:

    So far my biggest problem with Win10 is the default settings you installed for it. I do not now, nor will I EVER, wish for you to automatically ...close all my programs without letting me save anything in order to install your update. Not unless someone comes out with a virus designed to make my keyboard actively chew my fingers off.

     

    I assume that it gave me some kind of option to stop it from doing that with a countdown timer, and from this I infer that the focus-testers did not have to get coffee or go to the bathroom and hence were always at the computer when the timer started. Sadly I have not reached that wonderful trans-human state of constant, absolutely unbroken technological integration and, yes, it's very possible for me not to be at the screen when you decide to do a security update.

     

    The effect is not unakin to a pain-in-the-ass roommate who randomly comes through and closes all your documents for no reason, except Win10 is even less likely to pony up rent.

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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