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Novella comming? Any word on progress?

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Yeah, I was excited about the novellas as well during the Kickstarter. Still have a desire to read them.

 

Tbh though since I haven't gotten mine from wasteland 2 either, I'm under the impression MCA maybe didn't actually write them yet, I dunno. It seems MCA had beef with obsidian so u could tinfoil hat that the worse, but MCA seems to be on good terms with inexile so why isn't that one out as well that he supposed to have already finished.

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Theory of the week.

 

It is a time of rampant apathy in the Universal Heirarchy, Raiders from the Spoon Nebula have penetrated into the very heart of the Heirarchy and discovered some excellent dining establishments, a number of comfortable and affordable hotels and a vast variety of leisure facilities. Armed with this knowledge they delay their urgent mission to deliver the Poe novella manuscript from the editors of Zlaartl VI to a remote planet called Mud, and settle down for some well earned R&R, after two weeks of which they send for their families and make a vacation out of it.

 

Meanwhile on the barren sands of Splectrum the nubile young princess Pomegranite reclines on a beach towel and has her friend Lhuk rub copious amounts of oil into her soft skin, while ocassionally admonishing his clumsy efforts, and wondering why he grips his Photon Falchion so determinedly. Unbeknowst to the attractive couple (but knownst to us,) these are the twin children of Plop Zarniblet, scourge of twelve sectors, leader of the Heirarchical Myrmidons, and a practicioner of the ancient religion known as Methodism!

 

Can the Raiders be roused from their naps before dinnertime? Will Lhuk and Pomegranite commit a mortal sin? Will Lhuk break his Falchion? Will Plop build his ultimate weapon of destruction the Zarniblet casino, restaurant and automated photon phalanx interceptor emporium? Stay tuned for next weeks exciting episode, same time, same place, be there or be an equal sided quadrilateral.


Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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Nice to see people are still interested in the novella....I am just checking back in to see if any official word up has been announced.  Seems not.  Staying tuned as always!

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It'll be released with the upcoming patch (still in beta).


"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

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It'll be released with the upcoming patch (still in beta).

That is good news! Where did you gather that tid bit of information from?

 

 

oh found the info in another novella thread:  As follows........

 

 

Hey (you bunch of splendiferous gamers)

 

The plan is to release  the novella along side our 3.03 patch. Sorry it took us so long.

 

Slap hands!

-Sking

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Why doesn't obsidian release the novella right now? It's not serious to see released some stories of Tiranny when C.A. novella is not released yet.

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