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I agree. No gum, no deal. Now, who has the pitchforks?

In all seriousness, I'd rather not have stale bubble gum like those I found when opening up a pack of Topps baseball cards.

"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

To be fair, such an heirloom would likely never be opened, let alone consumed, except as an ostentatious display of wealth.

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In Utah, USA, there are no corner liquor stores, no booze in grocery stores. The state controls and manages distribution of liquor by region, called State Liquor Stores. Closing time, 10pm, closed Sundays. The devil invented it, no reason to make temptation convenient. 

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Confirmed. Do not want.

 

"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

can I have my free gum delivered on a silver platter by Monica Bellucci ? 

 

Thanks in advance.

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So are only these state liquor stores permitted to sell gum in Utah?

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No, only booze. No cigarettes, no lottery tickets, nothing ancillary to having a good time. 

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No, only booze. No cigarettes, no lottery tickets, nothing ancillary to having a good time.

 

Coffee? Tea? Mountain Dew?

"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

I will take a pack of gum with my game thanks much.

 

Whats with all the tops baseball card hate though?  The gum in those packs was great!  If you actually chewed during 1989 anyway....

They were terrible in 1989.

 

...I still chewed on them though.

"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

 

No, only booze. No cigarettes, no lottery tickets, nothing ancillary to having a good time.

Coffee? Tea? Mountain Dew?

 

 

Not at state stores. Caffeine is widely available in all forms elsewhere. And gum. At one point, possibly still, Utah ranked number one in ice cream consumption per capita. 

All Stop. On Screen.

Wasn't there a big quake in 1989? That gum survived disaster. 

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They were lucky in that it turns out that the Topps gum was found to be the only man-made material strong enough to be used to fill in the cracks in the streets and buildings in the aftermath of the quake.

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Wow, that must be the worst pre-order bonus I've ever seen. Maybe Obsidian could ship the game with a live beetle pet to those who pre-ordered. 

Maybe they could hide the live beetle INSIDE the gum! :thumbsup:

 

^Like a kinder-surprise but with gum?

Hmmm, maybe if Adam had used the gum on the beetles, they'd have been too slow to attack - is that what he used on the ogre in the 2nd vid?

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Maybe they could hide the live beetle INSIDE the gum! :thumbsup:

That's just vile. Delete your post before Feargus decides it's a good idea. Someone would sue, and then Obsidian wouldn't be able to develop a sequel. You wouldn't want that to happen would you? It's not too late to edit your post. Hurry.

"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

 

Maybe they could hide the live beetle INSIDE the gum! :thumbsup:

That's just vile. Delete your post before Feargus decides it's a good idea. Someone would sue, and then Obsidian wouldn't be able to develop a sequel. You wouldn't want that to happen would you? It's not too late to edit your post. Hurry.

 

You're onto my dastardly plan to take down OE! Oh noes!! Discovered!

"Now to find a home for my other staff."
My Project Eternity Interview with Adam Brennecke

I agree. No gum, no deal. Now, who has the pitchforks?

Yes, I agree completely! But pitchforks sound like a lot of work, so I'm just going to type down my displeasure on the internet instead.

The injustice must end! Sign the petition and Free the Krug!

I'm fine with this as long as the gum also gives me a big head.

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