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In all seriousness, I'd rather not have stale bubble gum like those I found when opening up a pack of Topps baseball cards.

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To be fair, such an heirloom would likely never be opened, let alone consumed, except as an ostentatious display of wealth.

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In Utah, USA, there are no corner liquor stores, no booze in grocery stores. The state controls and manages distribution of liquor by region, called State Liquor Stores. Closing time, 10pm, closed Sundays. The devil invented it, no reason to make temptation convenient. 

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Confirmed. Do not want.

 

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can I have my free gum delivered on a silver platter by Monica Bellucci ? 

 

Thanks in advance.

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No, only booze. No cigarettes, no lottery tickets, nothing ancillary to having a good time.

 

Coffee? Tea? Mountain Dew?

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I will take a pack of gum with my game thanks much.

 

Whats with all the tops baseball card hate though?  The gum in those packs was great!  If you actually chewed during 1989 anyway....

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They were terrible in 1989.

 

...I still chewed on them though.

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No, only booze. No cigarettes, no lottery tickets, nothing ancillary to having a good time.

Coffee? Tea? Mountain Dew?

 

 

Not at state stores. Caffeine is widely available in all forms elsewhere. And gum. At one point, possibly still, Utah ranked number one in ice cream consumption per capita. 

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They were lucky in that it turns out that the Topps gum was found to be the only man-made material strong enough to be used to fill in the cracks in the streets and buildings in the aftermath of the quake.

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Maybe they could hide the live beetle INSIDE the gum! :thumbsup:

 

^Like a kinder-surprise but with gum?

Hmmm, maybe if Adam had used the gum on the beetles, they'd have been too slow to attack - is that what he used on the ogre in the 2nd vid?

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Maybe they could hide the live beetle INSIDE the gum! :thumbsup:

That's just vile. Delete your post before Feargus decides it's a good idea. Someone would sue, and then Obsidian wouldn't be able to develop a sequel. You wouldn't want that to happen would you? It's not too late to edit your post. Hurry.

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Maybe they could hide the live beetle INSIDE the gum! :thumbsup:

That's just vile. Delete your post before Feargus decides it's a good idea. Someone would sue, and then Obsidian wouldn't be able to develop a sequel. You wouldn't want that to happen would you? It's not too late to edit your post. Hurry.

 

You're onto my dastardly plan to take down OE! Oh noes!! Discovered!

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I agree. No gum, no deal. Now, who has the pitchforks?

Yes, I agree completely! But pitchforks sound like a lot of work, so I'm just going to type down my displeasure on the internet instead.

The injustice must end! Sign the petition and Free the Krug!

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