January 29, 201412 yr Every Steven Seagal movie ever made. http://www.everystevenseagalmovie.com/ For example: My Giant (1998) "Steven Seagal plays himself in a movie about Billy Crystal being a bad father and having a tall friend." "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
January 29, 201412 yr I didn't know that movie was a thing, so I had assumed the blog was probably just a bunch of photoshopped movie posters with Steven Seagal substituted in for various other actors (e.g. Steven Seagal as the title character in Home Alone). But no, it's the real thing. Huh. L I E S T R O N GL I V E W R O N G
January 29, 201411 yr I'm embarrassed to say I've seen all his movies. Every single one. You right that is embarrassing, and you quite comfortable acknowledging it in a public forum. Have you no shame "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela
January 29, 201411 yr Author I'm embarrassed to say I've seen all his movies. Every single one. How many hours is that? I bet you could have learned French in the same time. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
January 29, 201411 yr How many hours is that? I bet you could have learned French in the same time. I didn't learn French, but what I did learn is you can combine the movie titles and make out a Steven Seagal movie plot. Such as the example below: My giant the Glimmer Man, on deadly ground, under siege, mercenary for justice and out for justice, out of reach, above the law, marked for death, hard to kill, today you die... Clementine. Edited January 29, 201411 yr by Hiro Protagonist
January 29, 201411 yr He's done straight to video exclusively after 2002 or so. All those movies are really really crappy. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
January 29, 201411 yr So no change from his theatrical releases, then. Hm, John Travolta would have been cool in Under Siege Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
January 29, 201411 yr That COPS show of his that was on A&E was hilarious. You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want.
January 30, 201411 yr Author How many hours is that? I bet you could have learned French in the same time. I didn't learn French, but what I did learn is you can combine the movie titles and make out a Steven Seagal movie plot. Such as the example below: My giant the Glimmer Man, on deadly ground, under siege, mercenary for justice and out for justice, out of reach, above the law, marked for death, hard to kill, today you die... Clementine. Should put that in quote marks under a picture of some bloke looking heroic. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
January 30, 201411 yr Some bloke? You just have to zoom close enough into a portrait of Seagal to make sure his double chin and hairline are cropped from the final image. L I E S T R O N GL I V E W R O N G
January 30, 201411 yr Author ~~~~ In other news: "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
January 31, 201411 yr Author Well, _I_ thought that picture was weird. And scary/awesome. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
January 31, 201411 yr I don't know what I see there. "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."
January 31, 201411 yr I've been slowly working my way through the Seagal blog, it is fantastic. I pretty much saw all of them until he started in with the direct to video ones.
February 5, 201411 yr Author In line with topic theme: Richard Burton talks about alcoholism. I dare you to watch it through in one go. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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