Oner Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Finally I have music for my metiere: chap hop "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Walked in on someone channel surfing and caught a piece of "The Only Way is Essex" or whatever that program is called. One of those annoying reality fly-on-the-wall documentary type of shows... and good god. The myth of the Essex-Girl is alive, well and totally proved. One of the girls (in their twenties) actually turned around and did this "Wow, did you realise the sun and moon are actually two different planets? I always used to think they were like, the same thing. Just one side was dark when it turned towards us at night and the other side was light during the day.." And she was totally, utterly serious. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 One of the girls (in their twenties) actually turned around and did this "Wow, did you realise the sun and moon are actually two different planets? I always used to think they were like, the same thing. Just one side was dark when it turned towards us at night and the other side was light during the day.." I once convinced a girl, that the sun was an object about the size of a basketball and about an hours drive from Earth.. I then felt so sorry for her that I spend the next 6 weeks teaching her basic physics, astronomy and elementary science. It turned out she was actually quite intelligent, but had never been in any stimulating environment - which made me realize that most of of these realityshow idiots are probably just people who were never really given a proper chance of learning this stuff. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Somebody's been playing too many video games. Very well made “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 (edited) Edited November 16, 2011 by Oner Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Okay, not so much funny as more wtf.. but.. Frozen Planet Climate Change episode pulled by Discovery Channel - because viewers don't believe in Climate Change "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 That's a low blow lady Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 That's a low blow lady Sometimes you just have to love Aussie news TV. Equally funny was the guy caught watching scantily clad Miranda Kerr pictures on his PC in the background during a financial news update “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Noticed this in the sig file of an email I received: No trees were harmed in the sending of this email although millions of electrons were mildly inconvenienced. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 http://xkcd.com/979/ Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) http://xkcd.com/979/ Ah so very, very true. Video by the guy that shot at the White House - http://www.localnews8.com/video/29802002/i...182011&ts=H Edited November 18, 2011 by Malcador Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 http://xkcd.com/979/ Yes “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner. 8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function. 7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door. 6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA. 5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink. 4. There's definitely going to be a fight. 3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested. 2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere. 1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there. These are all true. I'm looking around the room and I see 4 cups, and I know there is at least two in the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/20...031_600x450.jpg Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I was at the part of youtube again.... Look at the top right corner.. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I was at the part of youtube again.... Look at the top right corner.. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I was at the part of youtube again.... Look at the top right corner.. I know.. for some reason I couldn't stop laughing since with every new video someone wrote "we have to go depurrrr".. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn...story?track=rss Fox News watchers actually know less about the news than people who don't watch the news at all. It kind of explains the behaviour of all our resident right wing nutters on this board.. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 I just saw this Danish correspondence column from 1946 about a woman being disciplined by her husband.. It was quite long, so I shortened it. Q:I love my husband and he loves me, but I'm pretty abrasive and probably hysterical. For this reason my husband would only agree to marry me if I accepted that he struck me if I became too hysterical. This has happened a few times, but our lovely marriage has not been affected by it. I accidentally told my mother however, who got quite enraged and insisted that I divorced him. Am I wrong, or is she? A: You should not allow your mother to ruin your marriage. It's a known truth that a women's hysteria is cured by either striking or throwing cold water at her. Although in our day and age men do not often deploy these methods. You however seem to be an intelligent woman and therefore I see no problem in your husband curing you as you have agreed, when you have a fit. wow.. Also. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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