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vegetarian meat

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It varies from person to person, but most non-mammal meats or 'white' meats such as poultry and fish.

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I think he means meat from herbivores. Herbivore meat. Vegetarian meat.

 

And this is probably true-- of the animal flesh I eat, the only stuff that was carnivorous when it was whole is some (most) of the fish.

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Why in the name of sweet badgery f*** would I want to eat something which looks like meat but is made of other stuff?

 

Yes, I meant herbivore meat. I phrased it that way to enhance the comedy potential.

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Fight global warming, eat a cow.

 

Fight global warming, support abortion.

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Fight global warming, eat a cow.

 

Fight global warming, support abortion.

 

I think you raise an interesting option, which is to round up all teh assorted professional malcontents, and quangocrats and delete them from the balance sheet of global warming. I'm sure LoF will be priapic to be put in charge of this valuable social service.

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Do you think we can cope with just ourselves left to hate?

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And this is probably true-- of the animal flesh I eat, the only stuff that was carnivorous when it was whole is some (most) of the fish.

Isnt that the case with all meat? Beef, pork, fowl...not a carnivore in the bunch.

A lot of the seafood that people eat are either carnivorous (larger fish like Tuna, Swordfish, Flounder, Sole, Cod, etc.) or omnivorous (Lobster, Crabs). I'd probably consider filter-feeders like shrimp and shellfish omnivorous, too.

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And this is probably true-- of the animal flesh I eat, the only stuff that was carnivorous when it was whole is some (most) of the fish.

 

 

Isnt that the case with all meat? Beef, pork, fowl...not a carnivore in the bunch.

 

Pigs will eat meat quite cheerfully. So I've been told. In general however my biology teacher suggested that we avoid predators because they are more prone to parasite infestations, which we may take on board. Plus I'm told most predator meat tastes distinctly bitter. I do know a fellah who was obliged to eat baboon while in Africa.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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And this is probably true-- of the animal flesh I eat, the only stuff that was carnivorous when it was whole is some (most) of the fish.

 

 

Isnt that the case with all meat? Beef, pork, fowl...not a carnivore in the bunch.

 

Pigs will eat meat quite cheerfully. So I've been told.

 

Bakin' Bacon with Macon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sBPm6ubjnU

 

I tend to not be a huge fan of beef, preferring Pork or poultry. I've known a couple people who went Vegan because it was popular. They then didn't take the various supplements they needed in order to provide the nutrients they didn't get from meat and dairy and started getting sick all the time and were constantly cold. We laughed and ate cheeseburgers.

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I'm a fan of mixing meats in the one dish. I've often thought that if there was such a thing as reincarnation then I must have been Polish. Where possible I always begin with frying some bacon in the pan, and I generally use the 'wrong' stock to go with the meat. i.e. chicken to go with beef etc.

 

Occasinally I have what are best described as mental reboots which leave me wondering what is going on. This happened to me once when I was eating a burger and I threw up. I realised i was chewing cow arse. Which did make me think. But then I'd say the same horror could apply to any number of perfectly normal operations.

 

My favourite food in the world is biltong. Which is raw air-dried meat. NOT pemmican before anyone fething suggests so. You cannot possibly get more meaty than biltong. It's pure condensed raw meat.

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I think it's only sporting to point out that the majority of meat I do eat is vegetarian meat. With that in mind could I ask you to perhaps supplement your lentils with more beer, saltbush grass, and rosemary?

 

a) a ****

b) love beer. too much Kilkenny. St Patricks day. Love beer.

c) I love grass. Excellent to smoke.

d) let us all abort the stuff our ladies don't want oh

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Sometimes I think it woudl be great to do more pot. You magnificent bastard.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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