Meshugger Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 (edited) Two Gentlemen of Lebowski - The Knave abideth ^The link includes the original somethingawful.com-entry, the site itself and mirrors, since it is getting hammered, badly. It is simply the movie "The Big Lebowski" written completely in shakespearian dialogue as a play. It is simply amazing, this guy is going to create a phenomenon. It is that great. Edited January 8, 2010 by Meshugger "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslug Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 goatse was better There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I gotta be honest, there's some really good porn on the internet that IMO, beats this. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Mongrels and plebs should not reply when their feeble minds can not even begin to comprehend something of fine culture. Begone, shoo. Back to simple porn and racecars with you. "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 (edited) If only goatses would be race cars... Edited January 8, 2010 by Oner Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 So.. where's this porn everyone seems to be talking about? Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 (edited) This is the greatest thing the internet has produced so far(after porn of course) (Includes rude language and copious amounts of awesomeness) Edited January 8, 2010 by Purkake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I thought I was taking a risk in reading this, but Meshugger was right. This rules. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigranes Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Absolutely Fantastic. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 This is the greatest thing the internet has produced so far(after porn of course) (Includes rude language and copious amounts of awesomeness) http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Narwhals/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 This is the greatest thing the internet has produced so far(after porn of course) (Includes rude language and copious amounts of awesomeness) thanks for that, I had a great laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I might suggest they do this at my old school. Could make a change from A Midsummer Night's Dream. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vault_overseer Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 This alone justifies the existence of tha internets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 This alone justifies the existence of tha internets Hell no. Nothing justifies the existence of the internet, and especially the existence of 4chan. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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