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Loveable ****ney barrow-boy come rich bastard Alan Sugar (Of the UK Apprentice show) has said that he chose his latest apprentice due to his "businessman's instinct". Now, I have a theory on this, having never seen the most recent series. I wonder if you can guess what it is, and to preserve pseudo-scientific integrity, I am going to keep the identity of which woman it is secret.

 

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Hmmm... My businessman's instinct says that the one on the right is cuter, but the one on the left has bigger cans.

 

But I work for the government, so what do I know about succeeding in business?

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Are those women? They look like dudes in drag.

 

A man in drag would be wearing a dress.

 

I'm assuming Walsingham is suggesting that one of the women got the position because of her good-looks, but I can't tell which one he defines as better looking. One's tall, busty with brown hair while the other one is short, slender and blonde.

 

Of the two, I'd say that the brunette is the better candidate, but that's because people usually evaluate tall women as being more intelligent and capable than short ones and her hair style strikes me as more business like. Shorter hair = more masculine and therefore skilled. Long, curl hair = more feminine and frivolous.

 

The taller one also has a more assertive pose, but it

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And the other one looks like you?

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Actually one of them does....

 

 

 

 

 

Stop stalking me, jerk.

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It's all been a joke since the first series. Alan Sugar turned the original James away because he was too afraid of someone more intelligent than himself. That's business I guess.

 

Incidently, the winner this series was also thick as a plank, with no life (winning this is more exciting than getting married!), and a proved liar. She ought to do very well.

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Oooookay. I thought it was unnecessarily nit-pickey to point out one is in fact wearing a skirt but I guess not.

That's the one who looks like Nick.

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Big cans, gentlemen. Sheesh. Where's mkreku when you need him?

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The left one has a distinct facial advantage over the right one, and in a situation like that, the lower attributes should matter less.

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Big cans, gentlemen. Sheesh. Where's mkreku when you need him?

 

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