April 23, 200916 yr I'm doing a show and tell for my Japanese class where i'm supposed to present a topic and take questions on it. Basically I can't think of anything. Suggestions NB : no it may not involve bukkake. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
April 23, 200916 yr Samurais vs. Ninjas. "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
April 23, 200916 yr Why Japan and everything that comes out of it sucks? DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
April 23, 200916 yr Why Japan and everything that comes out of it sucks? Kagemusha would like to have a word with you. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
April 23, 200916 yr Akira Kurosawas films are unfortunantly cancelled out by crimes against culture such as Pokemon and.. well, everything else they've done over there. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
April 23, 200916 yr Author It doesn't have to be a uniquely japanese topic. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
April 23, 200916 yr Grow a Japanese cactus. Or a regular cactus. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
April 23, 200916 yr Gosh, I can list dozens of topics from early Japan. What are you looking for, like a discussion topic? Does it need to be modern? You could discuss an early Japanese people like the Ainu, Jomn, or Yayoi. You could talk about Prince Shotoku's work in bringing over ideas from the Asian mainland. You could discuss Tokogawa's isolating Japan and how that influenced Japanese culture in the long run. You can talk about the differences between Bushido in the Middle Ages and World War 2. You can discuss the socio-economic influences of Seppuku in Japan.
April 23, 200916 yr Author It could be anything, it doesn't need to be from Japan, it just needs to be in Japanese. I'm still pretty inept at forming sentences on the fly as opposed to reading though so something relatively simpler might be better. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
April 23, 200916 yr I would take something from your personal life, Gorgon. If the class is comprised of people from a similar culture and equivalent skill levels in Japanese, then I would definitely go with a topic that is personal (not TOO personal, if you get me) and that you understand very well. You don't want to be wracking your brain for an answer to the question while you're trying to form a sentence in a foreign language. Give yourself a break, go for a topic you know extremely well, something novel that you do as a hobby. It should be innocuous enough that it isn't questionable, but personal enough that it give you a chance to enjoy the discussion. Good luck, bro!
April 23, 200916 yr talk about striped pantsu (: There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
April 23, 200916 yr You could talk about ham? Ham is good, oh yes it is. Go ham! DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
April 23, 200916 yr What about your LOLcats collection? lolneko? when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
April 23, 200916 yr I'm doing a show and tell for my Japanese class where i'm supposed to present a topic and take questions on it. Basically I can't think of anything. Suggestions NB : no it may not involve bukkake. Are you the instructor or a student? Whats "NB" mean? I get that its the same as "PS" (post script) but what do the letters stand for? As for your topic (), I assume they are all Danes too so maybe some talk about local news? Or your interest in computer games?
April 23, 200916 yr Nota Bene. It's kind of like saying, "Take note of this fact --" Literally, note well: no it may not involve bukkake. Edited April 23, 200916 yr by Aristes
April 24, 200916 yr Author I am just a regular mortal student in this scenario. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
April 24, 200916 yr Do this! It would be totally awesome. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
April 24, 200916 yr Author I applaud his courage, or utter lack of shame. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
April 25, 200916 yr There are a wealth of interesting things to say about the Kusari Gama. Mainly that it's a scythe with ye ol' ball and chain that you can bash somebody's head in with. z00t. Edited April 25, 200916 yr by TrueNeutral
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