Blank Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Here's the story. I like the fact that he brought along his dog. A lot of kids run from home, but this one was prepared and had a mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Children should be fitted with those exploding necklaces from Wedlock. That way, if they run away.. not only do they get immediate and capital punishment, but youll know they were too stupid to invest time and resource in raising anyway so no harm done. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syraxis Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I'm willing to wager his reason for running away is completely stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I ran away from home once and went and slept in the forest for a night. Then my mum came and found me and I was sick of it so I went home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Wow, youre lucky a dingo didnt make off with you. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Wow, youre lucky a dingo didnt make off with you. Silence you fascist pig! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Does it count if I never made it past the drive-way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I didn't need to run away, my parents were divorced and both vying for my attention trying to prove who was the better more responsible parent. Much easier to play them against each other to get what I wanted. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Does it count if I never made it past the drive-way? We have tradition in my family of running away until we get to the end of the road and realising our four year old logistics suck. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 never ran away, but did nearly cause my 'rents to kick me out 6 times now. At least the kid showed intelligence in that he ran with enough equipment and supplies to make a life for himself, rather than fleeing only to find he's gotta practically prostitute himself to make ends meet. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 only 13 and he's 6"? bloody hell i was still a short little bugger when i was that age when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 You're still short. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigranes Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 only 13 and he's 6"? bloody hell i was still a short little bugger when i was that age I knew one of those crazy kiwi bastards who eat nothing for breakfast, an apple for lunch and fish & chips for dinner, and still grew a 6" hulk at age 12. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 only 13 and he's 6"? bloody hell i was still a short little bugger when i was that age I knew one of those crazy kiwi bastards who eat nothing for breakfast, an apple for lunch and fish & chips for dinner, and still grew a 6" hulk at age 12. I went from the shortest kid in my class to the tallest when I turned 12 (I shot up 2 feet to 6') Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 only 13 and he's 6"? bloody hell i was still a short little bugger when i was that age I knew one of those crazy kiwi bastards who eat nothing for breakfast, an apple for lunch and fish & chips for dinner, and still grew a 6" hulk at age 12. I went from the shortest kid in my class to the tallest when I turned 12 (I shot up 2 feet to 6') yeah i did much the same when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Who voted in the "No He Does Not" category? Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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