Annie C. VanderMeer Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 what about psychological torture? it is gonna be an rpg after all, so maybe you sneak into some dudes place and read his diary or something, and find out he's claustrophobic, so when you get a chance later on to torture him, you can lock him in a coffin or something till he's ready to talk SETTING: a dark living room. A man walks in - and is stunned to see a mysterious figure sitting in a chair, facing him. "Wha... who... who're you?!" "The person who's going to make you tell me everything you know." "Never!" "Oh yeah? I have here a transcript of a love poem you wrote to Jenny Simmons in eighth grade and never sent. Talk - or she'll find sitting in her MySpace email in ONE HOUR." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "Any more trouble and I'm uploading this video of you singing along to a Weird Al song to YouTube!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" ...absolutely kidding, of course. But ah, I find such glee in being demented in games. (yes. in games.)
Deraldin Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 what about psychological torture? it is gonna be an rpg after all, so maybe you sneak into some dudes place and read his diary or something, and find out he's claustrophobic, so when you get a chance later on to torture him, you can lock him in a coffin or something till he's ready to talk SETTING: a dark living room. A man walks in - and is stunned to see a mysterious figure sitting in a chair, facing him. "Wha... who... who're you?!" "The person who's going to make you tell me everything you know." "Never!" "Oh yeah? I have here a transcript of a love poem you wrote to Jenny Simmons in eighth grade and never sent. Talk - or she'll find sitting in her MySpace email in ONE HOUR." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "Any more trouble and I'm uploading this video of you singing along to a Weird Al song to YouTube!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" ...absolutely kidding, of course. But ah, I find such glee in being demented in games. (yes. in games.) If this scene isn't in the game I will be very disappointed.
mkreku Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 But I like Weird Al Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
DuncanOToole Posted March 20, 2008 Posted March 20, 2008 I help b. mitsoda write what the crates say! Man that must be an awesome job.
walkerguy Posted March 24, 2008 Posted March 24, 2008 what about psychological torture? it is gonna be an rpg after all, so maybe you sneak into some dudes place and read his diary or something, and find out he's claustrophobic, so when you get a chance later on to torture him, you can lock him in a coffin or something till he's ready to talk SETTING: a dark living room. A man walks in - and is stunned to see a mysterious figure sitting in a chair, facing him. "Wha... who... who're you?!" "The person who's going to make you tell me everything you know." "Never!" "Oh yeah? I have here a transcript of a love poem you wrote to Jenny Simmons in eighth grade and never sent. Talk - or she'll find sitting in her MySpace email in ONE HOUR." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "Any more trouble and I'm uploading this video of you singing along to a Weird Al song to YouTube!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" ...absolutely kidding, of course. But ah, I find such glee in being demented in games. (yes. in games.) Imagine the blackmailer with a Darth Malak voice and its FTW. Twitter | @Insevin
Joseph Bulock Posted March 24, 2008 Posted March 24, 2008 man, I want to be a developer some day... Ha ha! My blood! He punched out all my blood! - Meet the Sandvich
Dark_Raven Posted March 24, 2008 Posted March 24, 2008 I want to be a game player when I grow up. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
Alvin Nelson Posted March 25, 2008 Posted March 25, 2008 man, I want to be a developer some day... Hurry, make him a dev! He's got a bat! Let me get back to sleeping. I'm tired... Avatar made by Jorian Drake
D.Lieu Posted March 25, 2008 Posted March 25, 2008 *makes a room and sneaks a crate back into this discussion*
Deraldin Posted March 25, 2008 Posted March 25, 2008 *makes a room and sneaks a crate back into this discussion* More devs! Quick! Corner him before he gets away!
Montgomery Markland Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 *Hoses down a swarm of xenomorphs with his smartgun collaterally obliterating all of the crates in a spray of acid blood* Thanks for the awesome avatar Jorian!
Shryke Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 ha! the crates are dead long live the barrels! when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Musopticon? Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Pff, cubes are the new crates. Especially companion ones. <3 kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Xard Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 *makes a room and sneaks a crate back into this discussion* win avatar is made of win How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)
Gorth Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Crates... Barrels... they are such hollow things. What about the quality of our sewers and time honoured traditions like Rat Bashing? :sad: “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Guest The Architect Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 (edited) Down with these bloody crates and barrels! Edited March 26, 2008 by The Architect
Xard Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 lol no How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)
walkerguy Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 (edited) Crates... Barrels... they are such hollow things. What about the quality of our sewers and time honoured traditions like Rat Bashing? :sad: Or wolves. Wolf Bashing also. lol no Edited March 26, 2008 by walkerguy Twitter | @Insevin
Guest The Architect Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 (edited) lol no Hahaha! Here's your result, Xard. I rather like these crates now. Edited March 27, 2008 by The Architect
Noceur Posted April 2, 2008 Posted April 2, 2008 It seems that Obsidian is a bit behind the trend... You've put too much effort into obsolete technology
Xard Posted April 2, 2008 Posted April 2, 2008 That result is due to fact barrelroll contains word barrel How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)
Moatilliatta Posted April 2, 2008 Posted April 2, 2008 I'm sure that the fact that a barrel is also a measuring unit helps it win.
Humodour Posted April 2, 2008 Posted April 2, 2008 Obsolete technology can still prove a powerful market force. See Geforce 2/4 MX and the Infinity Engine. I need sleep. Delirium sets in.
walkerguy Posted April 2, 2008 Posted April 2, 2008 barrel vs crate please, googlefights are getting old... :sad: Twitter | @Insevin
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