Xard Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 (edited) Gahh it's gonna rape us! Click A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night. The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters. Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina. He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning. “I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking. "Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones. "We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid." Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome. He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now. "One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.” I don't know what to think Edited March 13, 2008 by Xard How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Links are awesome. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 the garden gnome revolution has begun! i knew this day would come everybody, get your crowbars! when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xard Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 Whoops, added it it's from The Sun How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Lol, why would anyone be "terrified" of the gnome? If it comes at you, kick the crap out of it. Unless its a ninja gnome, then you're screwed. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 they're creepy little critters... the way they just sit there... staring blankly... i hate them when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Where's the sword, it needs a huge sword. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xard Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 I recommend you check out the video, scream in the end is hilarious How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkerguy Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 You know, Walkerguy, you could just put a link to the CNN site in your profile, as opposed to littering the board with endless threads. Artitcles about sand ninja kids and evil gnomes are as funny as my candy baron article. Very funny, this. Twitter | @Insevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIOShazard Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Oh My God! As Xard said: Gahh it's gonna rape us! This story made me laugh. Its probably a midget who took RE too seriously, and thought he needed to imitate Pyramid Head (Like that kid did with Garra of the Sand(Who ever that is)) Part of Rise of the Sith TSL Mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 It's clearly a nisse. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xard Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 what's a nisse? Seriously, what do you think this thing really is? I say it is A) some midget having best laugh of his/her life B) Clever ruse to draw attention to village for some reason How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIOShazard Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 what's a nisse? Seriously, what do you think this thing really is? I say it is A) some midget having best laugh of his/her life B) Clever ruse to draw attention to village for some reason I have no idea, and today, Publicity is very important to get income. There are certain aspects I don't believe. The part of a villager with a Cell Phone. Where might he get one? And I bet the video was framed, and the story was forged Part of Rise of the Sith TSL Mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 what's a nisse? Seriously, what do you think this thing really is? I say it is A) some midget having best laugh of his/her life B) Clever ruse to draw attention to village for some reason http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisse "Nisse" “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 ^I could totally kick the crap out of that thing. Unless its a ninja too...it isnt a ninja is it? "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIOShazard Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 ^I could totally kick the crap out of that thing. Unless its a ninja too...it isnt a ninja is it? but...but.. what if it had a chainsaw? like pyramid head(he had a chainsaw didn't he? I can't remember...) Part of Rise of the Sith TSL Mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 pyramidhead didn't need a chainsaw he had a frickin pyramid-head could probably kill you with a single headbutt.... when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Didn't he have the world's biggest sword? I suggest belt fed firepower for such a small fast moving target. Or spatulas. Your choice. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Now I know where I had seen this guy before... check out the avatar in this user profile http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showuser=20394 “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIOShazard Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Now I know where I had seen this guy before... check out the avatar in this user profile http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showuser=20394 *falls over* Or is it.... Garden Gnome Part of Rise of the Sith TSL Mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 *piteous wailing* "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Accept Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 "One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIOShazard Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 "One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital. Part of Rise of the Sith TSL Mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 "One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 no one seems to be taking this seriously! the gnome revolution has begun! they'll kill us all! argh when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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