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LOL. Cheating n00b! Poor Tale.

Tale has left a lasting impression on this community, enough that I rather doubt he would stoop so low as to cheat for gamerscore. So, keep the jabs to yourself, ok?

 

 

How is it even possible to cheat?! A 360 game is not like a game of monopoly where you can nick some banknotes when the other players arent looking.

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Posted

hahahaha

 

When have I ever claimed to even own a 360 without it being a blatant lie?

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Wow, that's super disapointing. I had spelled out GTA4 wth the little gta4's but it ruined it when I posted it.

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On the bright side it looks like some guy screaming out GTA4.

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gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4		gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4				gta4 gta4 gta4			 gta4		   gta4
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gta4 gta4								 gta4						gta4		  gta4		   gta4		   gta4  
gta4 gta4								 gta4					   gta4			gta4		  gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4 
gta4 gta4	  gta4 gta4				  gta4					  gta4			  gta4		 gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4 
gta4 gta4	  gta4 gta4				  gta4					 gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4					   gta4 
gta4 gta4		   gta4				  gta4					 gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4					   gta4 
gta4 gta4		   gta4				  gta4					 gta4				gta4					   gta4 
gta4 gta4		   gta4				  gta4					 gta4				gta4					   gta4 
gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4				  gta4					 gta4				gta4					   gta4 
gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4 gta4				  gta4					 gta4				gta4					   gta4

 

There you go. Fixed.

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Jebus H Cripes Jags why couldn't you have been online fifteen minutes ago? You would have witness my uber-ownage during a 27-0-2 run on Showdown, of all levels! One helicopter strike per death! That **** was insane. I need to turn the 360 back on and see if I extended my kill streak.

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Posted

Given the number of times we've been dying, this will last us a very long time.

 

Even with respawns (1 each on realistic), we had to tone down the enemy density to medium. Once we get 4p, high density it is, and we're finishing every freaking map on realistic. The non-linearity of the maps is appreciated. With 4p, we could split up in teams of 2 and cover each other.

 

Nick got rid of CoD4 ;_;

 

We'll be picking up Crackdown at some point.

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I tried that new game "Viking: something something of whatever" and I suppose Creative Assembly got tired of making really clever and polished Total War games, and decided to make the dumbest game they could. Some first impressions:

 

 

The setting is like if you let a retarded 12-yearold give you a rundown on the Wikipedia article about Norse Mythology, chopped that up real good, added 2/3rds of generic fantasy and put the mix in a blender along with some week-old fecal matter. The game does look good, but the art design comes from someone whose closest experience of anything Nordic is having watched "conan the destroyer" once or twice.

 

The gameplay and general layout of the missions is console-typical, go to point A and kill everything there, if you happen to come across some random sacks of gold lying around plain on the ground for everyone to see, remember to pick those up. The combat is average, push one button for fast attacks, hold another for slow+strong ones, but youll probably learn more moves later.

 

So the first impressions is less than stellar.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted

^spam

 

Hey jerkfaces, I just found an old copy of Crackdown lying around. Game on!

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I tried that new game "Viking: something something of whatever" and I suppose Creative Assembly got tired of making really clever and polished Total War games, and decided to make the dumbest game they could. Some first impressions:

 

 

The setting is like if you let a retarded 12-yearold give you a rundown on the Wikipedia article about Norse Mythology, chopped that up real good, added 2/3rds of generic fantasy and put the mix in a blender along with some week-old fecal matter. The game does look good, but the art design comes from someone whose closest experience of anything Nordic is having watched "conan the destroyer" once or twice.

 

The gameplay and general layout of the missions is console-typical, go to point A and kill everything there, if you happen to come across some random sacks of gold lying around plain on the ground for everyone to see, remember to pick those up. The combat is average, push one button for fast attacks, hold another for slow+strong ones, but youll probably learn more moves later.

 

So the first impressions is less than stellar.

 

 

:p

 

 

^spam

 

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Posted

Ah well, at least you didn't start a new thread about it. Postcount whore.

 

I found Crackdown kind of gay, but I suppose multiplayer may be more fun.

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Posted

coop crackdown is awsome.

 

If only to pick up Llyranors car and throw it off a bridge.

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Now you're doing it!

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