theslug 1 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 :'( There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to post Share on other sites
Deraldin 69 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 (edited) No one like the dentist. The only redeeming factor to going to the dentist is that I have yet to see an ugly dental hygienist. 90% of those I've seen are 1) Female, 2) Mid twenties, 3) Blonde and 4) Hawt. Edited March 25, 2008 by Deraldin Link to post Share on other sites
theslug 1 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 (edited) I really do like the dentist. The orthodontist on the other hand, I despised them, nay, I had a profound and deep hatred for them. The mid twenties attractive females were there but theres something about mid twenties attractive chicks; they are insane, retarded, and shallow. I'd honestly rather take a shovel and permanently destroy their pretty little faces then nail a moderately less attractive chick who isn't a morally bankrupt whore. I'm angry. ):< blarg. Edited March 25, 2008 by theslug There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to post Share on other sites
Gorth 3,206 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Good job at cheering him up Deraldin Which reminds me that I should go see a dentist some day... although... it is only 15 years since the last visit :ninja10: “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to post Share on other sites
thepixiesrock 9 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I woke up this morning. I'll keep you posted. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Architect Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 (edited) Don't be such a tease. :sad: EDIT: Deleted stuff. Edited March 25, 2008 by The Architect Link to post Share on other sites
Enoch 1,988 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Last night, I made tapenade to bring to an office potluck today. Pitting a pound of mixed variety black olive is not particularly fun, but I'm happy with the end product. Also, I had no idea how expensive good anchovies were. Delicious, but expensive. Link to post Share on other sites
astr0creep 0 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I've been working for two hours now. In two hours... ... I'll still be working. http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to post Share on other sites
Deraldin 69 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I really do like the dentist. The orthodontist on the other hand, I despised them, nay, I had a profound and deep hatred for them. The mid twenties attractive females were there but theres something about mid twenties attractive chicks; they are insane, retarded, and shallow. I'd honestly rather take a shovel and permanently destroy their pretty little faces then nail a moderately less attractive chick who isn't a morally bankrupt whore. Well at least it's over with for another 9 months, sorta. I'm told that I have one cavity on each of the top two wisdom teeth and the bottom right wisdom tooth is pushing against the molar in front of it. I have an appointment with the oral surgeon (conveniently located just down the stairs from the dentist!) at the beginning of May to discuss the wisdom teeth. Also have a giant metal filling that supposedly only has another year tops before it's done. Other than that it went surprisingly well. Not sure how that happened. They totally missed the spot that caused so much pain last time. No one asked me how often I've been brushing (I even had my lie all rehearsed!) and I managed to get out of that chair without having one of those sharp metal instruments jammed into my gums. All in all, it was probably my second best check-up in the past 5 years or so. Also, I take back the mid-twenty something comment. Only the one receptionist at this new place is mid-twenties. Everyone else looks 30 something. Link to post Share on other sites
thepixiesrock 9 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I wish there was a physical embodyment of the wind that I could just punch right in the face. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Architect Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 The last person who said that got killed by a tornado. Link to post Share on other sites
Krookie 95 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I overslept by like an hour and a half and missed my first two classes. This is sweet. Link to post Share on other sites
Musopticon? 0 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Tampere was snowed in this morning, completely goddamn icestormed. I had both British and Am. Lit. in he morning and ended up with translation, which score seems to hold at 4,5, amazingly. Today is gonna be a long winding road of essay writing and lack of sleep, without coffee. Boo-yah. I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to post Share on other sites
Walsingham 3,466 Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 Tampere was snowed in this morning, completely goddamn icestormed. I had both British and Am. Lit. in he morning and ended up with translation, which score seems to hold at 4,5, amazingly. Today is gonna be a long winding road of essay writing and lack of sleep, without coffee. Boo-yah. Do you get Irn Bru where you are? I was obliged to open a bottle yesterday for work after a long day, and it's bloody rocket fuel. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to post Share on other sites
SteveThaiBinh 1 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Irn-Bru is the best drink ever! My granny used to give it to me when I was sick. I wish I had some now... :sad: "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to post Share on other sites
Walsingham 3,466 Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 Sorry, Steve. Hey! Let's support the Steve by sending him Irn Bru! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to post Share on other sites
SteveThaiBinh 1 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I also accept money and various luxury goods. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to post Share on other sites
Walsingham 3,466 Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 I'm not sending any more hookers until FedEx explain what happened to the last lot. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to post Share on other sites
walkerguy 0 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 What the!! Anyhow, when are you re-doing your house, Wals? Or did you already-? Twitter | @Insevin Link to post Share on other sites
Walsingham 3,466 Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 Thanks for asking. I'm signing the deal tomorrow. Then the awesome might of me shall begin the Herculean task of transporting my library across. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to post Share on other sites
walkerguy 0 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Good luck. (seriously) Twitter | @Insevin Link to post Share on other sites
Musopticon? 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Tampere was snowed in this morning, completely goddamn icestormed. I had both British and Am. Lit. in he morning and ended up with translation, which score seems to hold at 4,5, amazingly. Today is gonna be a long winding road of essay writing and lack of sleep, without coffee. Boo-yah. Do you get Irn Bru where you are? I was obliged to open a bottle yesterday for work after a long day, and it's bloody rocket fuel. Can't recall seeing it in any normal stores. Maybe an import shoppe... Thanks though. I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to post Share on other sites
Krookie 95 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Does anyone know Dreamweaver? I'm taking a test on Dreamweaver. Right now. At this second. I can't figure out number 3. Link to post Share on other sites
Shryke 19 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 got to work like 2 hours ago and ever since have been scribbling random poems my brain meats are acting very strange tonight... when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to post Share on other sites
Krookie 95 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 But you don't know Dreamweaver? Link to post Share on other sites
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