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Also, is this Yahtzee the same guy who made all those text based adventure games I downloaded? The one with the Trilby character?

One and the same. But, those aren't text based. Text based refers to games like Zork which are all text.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Posted

The only con in this thing is the amount of idiot wannabes. Taking after him doesn't make you intelligent, stupid.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted (edited)

I'm guessing his next review will be CoD 4... at least he won't be able to complain about patriotism in that one (US Soldder dies first, HA!)

 

What do you think?

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"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Posted (edited)

Same day as Assassin's Creed comes out, I'll bet that's the week after's.

 

Prediction:

CoD 4

Assassin's Creed

Mass Effect

 

Wildcard - Mario Galaxy

 

But remember that the guy lives in Australia, so it's all dependent upon when games hit there (see: Super Paper Mario review). So we have to be mindful of that.

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I doubt it's that far removed from the rest of the world to not get Mass Effect or Cod4...

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Posted
Have you ever MET an australian?

 

haha, racism.

He lives in Australia. He's not Australian.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Posted

I have met Australians. Nice folk overall.

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

Posted (edited)

Damn friggin' straight we're nice.

 

Oh, and CoD4 is out, AC comes out Friday and ME will be out next week. Dunno about Mario.

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Yahtzee released a new game.

 

Tempted to try it out.

"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

Posted (edited)

Then you're really missing out. I found them more enjoyable than the old lucas arts adventure games. The story is dark and intelligent, the whole thing is well written and by the time you've finished 5 days a stranger you'll probably be hooked on the series.

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:o

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

Posted
Thanks a bunch, jerk.

 

Hey, if you don't like it, talk to the author and not the messenger...

"Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum."

-Hurlshot

 

 

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Yahtzee reviews FEAR: Perseus Mandate

 

"Also, could the person who made the ZP style review of Art of Theft while I was away please forward his name and adress to the Escapist so that I can burn his house down."

 

Also, "Perseus Mandate" is the best game title since Dungeon Siege.

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

It's very interesting to watch with no sound. I have to see how it turns out when I get home.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Posted
"Also, could the person who made the ZP style review of Art of Theft while I was away please forward his name and adress to the Escapist so that I can burn his house down."

 

LOL, that line cracked me up... Wonder if the guy will actually get in touch...

RS_Silvestri_01.jpg

 

"I'm a programmer at a games company... REET GOOD!" - Me

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It's very interesting to watch with no sound. I have to see how it turns out when I get home.

 

You could take headphones with you... :thumbsup:

"Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum."

-Hurlshot

 

 

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