Krookie Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 i only buy gifts for others i dont get gifts if i need something ill buy it for myself WOW LET ME TELL U I ENVY U SO MUCH FOR NOT GETTIN GIFTS UR SO COOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Hey chris the jedi killer, what's your P.O. Box number and address? You know, poor bugger, since you don't get any gifts, I was thinking of sending you some beer and cigarettes to you as a gift, so you can drink and smoke at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 I think we should send Chris a santa suit. He can drink, smoke, and wander around his neighbourhood in midsummer falling over stuff. If anyone complains he can claim it is PTSD from delivering to warzones. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 (edited) Edited August 13, 2007 by Musopticon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trulez Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Truth lies within these two videos. "From the land of the original...since 1793" : http://khornn.pp.fi/temp/Rare.Exports.Part1.The.Hunt.avi http://khornn.pp.fi/temp/Rare.Exports.Part...nstructions.avi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I believe anew! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I believed in Santa until I found the toy stash one year, not sure how old I was. My daughter (7) still firmly believes in him and I want to keep it that way as long as possible. Every Christmas we go on the NORAD website to we can "track" his progress around the world. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Wait. by 'track' do you mean as in the kill chain? Aaaagh! the USAF want to kill Santa! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Lol. Every year NORAD sets up a site with the globe on it and "tracks" Santa via a little sliegh symbol that slowly travels around the globe. Its kinda neat for the kids as they can "see" where Santa is and it gets them all pumped. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 If you ever looked at it with her and it passed your area already, would you just tell her that he must have forgotten about your house because of what a bad girl she had been, and then you just return her presents and use the money to buy porn? Then later on in life she becomes a porn star because daddy never cared? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Meh, I've seen so many Tim Allen movies and other Christmas rip-offs to be brainwashed into believing he exists. Good thing I took this shock therapy though. *twitch* "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 (edited) Anyone who doesn't believe in Santa is a damn fool tbh. Of course he exists. I mean, it's not like your parents would buy you all those nice presents and shops would get random homeless guys to dress up in costumes to attempt to fool everyone into believing in something that doesn't exist. Right? RIGHT?!? :| Edited August 17, 2007 by Daaave Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Anyone who doesn't believe in Santa is a damn fool tbh. Of course he exists. I mean, it's not like your parents would buy you all those nice presents and shops would get random homeless guys to dress up in costumes to attempt to fool everyone into believing in something that doesn't exist. Right? RIGHT?!? :| Hello, Dave. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Anyone who doesn't believe in Santa is a damn fool tbh. Of course he exists. I mean, it's not like your parents would buy you all those nice presents and shops would get random homeless guys to dress up in costumes to attempt to fool everyone into believing in something that doesn't exist. Right? RIGHT?!? :| Hello, Dave. Good evening sire. How are things on this pleasant day? Anything exciting and life changing happen this past month or so whilst I've been too drunk to operate the forums ? Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 :| Hello, Dave. Good evening sire. How are things on this pleasant day? Anything exciting and life changing happen this past month or so whilst I've been too drunk to operate the forums ? Yes. I have worked out how to post while too drunk to operate the forum. Sand has lost the ability to understand second order dynamics. Hurlshot, Tigranes, and Azarkon keep implanting thoughts in my head. Fionavar left for a while, but our cardboard dragon fooled everyone. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 And Adrew Ryan is, apparently, not your father. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Yes. I have worked out how to post while too drunk to operate the forum. How did you manage to achieve such an awesome feat? You sir, are truly a genius of epic proportions. You must teach me your secrets. Sand has lost the ability to understand second order dynamics. I'm surprised Sand is still here, I thought by now he would have had another emotional goodbye forever then come back in a new form more terrible than ever before. Do we know when this is next scheduled? I wouldn't want to miss the excitement and ultimate destruction of the forums. And Adrew Ryan is, apparently, not your father. He isn't? Pray tell me then good sir, who is my father? I must know. Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 And Adrew Ryan is, apparently, not your father. No, he's my nephew. I thought I mentioned this. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Sorry, Andrew. And no, you didn't tell. Can you tell him to buzz off the mike for a while, so I can harvest potent genetic material in peace? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Don't spill the cup. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Aaaah, Daaaave. Sando is already more powerful, and more terrible than any of us realise. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Santa doesn't exist. Not here at least. Nor does the Easter bunny. The chocolate eggs in the supermarkets in spring are just chocolate eggs, not Easter Eggs. Has everyone got that? And if there happens to be an unusually large number of turkeys in those supermarkets popular with foreign residents during December, it's most likely due to seasonal fluctuations in the Avian Flu mortality rate. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Saudi Arabia is full of humbug. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Saudi Arabia is full of humbug. Is it just me or are we experiencing some sort of Dickensian revival? First Sand now you. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Not that I care or anything, christmas sucks. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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