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Hey chris the jedi killer, what's your P.O. Box number and address? You know, poor bugger, since you don't get any gifts, I was thinking of sending you some beer and cigarettes to you as a gift, so you can drink and smoke at the same time!

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I think we should send Chris a santa suit. He can drink, smoke, and wander around his neighbourhood in midsummer falling over stuff. If anyone complains he can claim it is PTSD from delivering to warzones.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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:lol: Edited by Musopticon?
kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I believe anew!

 

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Wait. by 'track' do you mean as in the kill chain? Aaaagh! the USAF want to kill Santa! :)

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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If you ever looked at it with her and it passed your area already, would you just tell her that he must have forgotten about your house because of what a bad girl she had been, and then you just return her presents and use the money to buy porn? Then later on in life she becomes a porn star because daddy never cared?

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Meh, I've seen so many Tim Allen movies and other Christmas rip-offs to be brainwashed into believing he exists.

 

Good thing I took this shock therapy though. *twitch*

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Anyone who doesn't believe in Santa is a damn fool tbh. Of course he exists. I mean, it's not like your parents would buy you all those nice presents and shops would get random homeless guys to dress up in costumes to attempt to fool everyone into believing in something that doesn't exist.

 

Right?

 

RIGHT?!?

 

:|

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Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.

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Anyone who doesn't believe in Santa is a damn fool tbh. Of course he exists. I mean, it's not like your parents would buy you all those nice presents and shops would get random homeless guys to dress up in costumes to attempt to fool everyone into believing in something that doesn't exist.

 

Right?

 

RIGHT?!?

 

:|

 

Hello, Dave.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Anyone who doesn't believe in Santa is a damn fool tbh. Of course he exists. I mean, it's not like your parents would buy you all those nice presents and shops would get random homeless guys to dress up in costumes to attempt to fool everyone into believing in something that doesn't exist.

 

Right?

 

RIGHT?!?

 

:|

 

Hello, Dave.

 

Good evening sire. How are things on this pleasant day? Anything exciting and life changing happen this past month or so whilst I've been too drunk to operate the forums ?

Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.

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:|

 

Hello, Dave.

 

Good evening sire. How are things on this pleasant day? Anything exciting and life changing happen this past month or so whilst I've been too drunk to operate the forums ?

 

Yes. I have worked out how to post while too drunk to operate the forum. Sand has lost the ability to understand second order dynamics. Hurlshot, Tigranes, and Azarkon keep implanting thoughts in my head. Fionavar left for a while, but our cardboard dragon fooled everyone.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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And Adrew Ryan is, apparently, not your father.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Yes. I have worked out how to post while too drunk to operate the forum.

 

How did you manage to achieve such an awesome feat? You sir, are truly a genius of epic proportions. You must teach me your secrets.

 

Sand has lost the ability to understand second order dynamics.

 

I'm surprised Sand is still here, I thought by now he would have had another emotional goodbye forever then come back in a new form more terrible than ever before. Do we know when this is next scheduled? I wouldn't want to miss the excitement and ultimate destruction of the forums.

 

 

And Adrew Ryan is, apparently, not your father.

 

He isn't? Pray tell me then good sir, who is my father? I must know.

Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.

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And Adrew Ryan is, apparently, not your father.

No, he's my nephew. I thought I mentioned this.

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Sorry, Andrew.

 

And no, you didn't tell. Can you tell him to buzz off the mike for a while, so I can harvest potent genetic material in peace?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Aaaah, Daaaave. Sando is already more powerful, and more terrible than any of us realise.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Santa doesn't exist. Not here at least. Nor does the Easter bunny. The chocolate eggs in the supermarkets in spring are just chocolate eggs, not Easter Eggs. Has everyone got that? And if there happens to be an unusually large number of turkeys in those supermarkets popular with foreign residents during December, it's most likely due to seasonal fluctuations in the Avian Flu mortality rate.

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Saudi Arabia is full of humbug.

 

Is it just me or are we experiencing some sort of Dickensian revival? First Sand now you.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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