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I have decided that I need a pipe. i don't want to smoke, but I think to be stylish while pondering thorny issues I should have a pipe. I need suggestions as to how I can get one, and make it worthwile. What I can put in it, for example. Neat gin? Fire ants?

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Should this be a Lousiana corn pipe or a more stylish European cover-top pipe? Both have their merits.

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The simplest thing would be a tobacco store, wouldnt it?

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My vote is for a gigantic Sherlok Holmes type pipe, it will go swimmingly with your monacle. At to what to smoke, most pipe smokers smoke for the flavor so just go to any pipe shop and find one that strikes your fancy. There are literally dozens of flavors to choose from.

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Get a gigantic bong and fill it with the most noxious substance you can find.

 

Then invite people over for parties.

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I would stay away from ivory or whale bone, since you'll be attracting alot of attention with your new pipe, you certainly don't want to give the invious non-pipe smokers any ammo to take you down a notch. I would go with a simply one, maybe made of something like brazilian mahogony or another nice wood. My first pipe actually belonged to my father and was a moderately priced piece. I would also suggest that you work on your pipe mannerisms, since this is what will really solidify you as a pipesmoker. Pointing at things with the pipe during a conversation is a good start, might want to watch a few Carey Grant movies.

 

Any good pipe store should allow you to sample the tobacco before you bye it so that shouldn't be a problem. I started smoking a pipe because I didn't want to be like the girls at school with their cigarettes and having to smoke at every "break".

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Try oregano. It has a nice kick.

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You're British! Go to the Dunhill store and get a briar pipe. Or get a Charatan or something.

 

Then walk around with it in your mouth and anytime someone says something (which 90% of the time will be about the weather) puff on it and say "Quite."

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You are an intellectual type so I agree with Giftd, go with the Sherlock look. It will add a certain restrained diginity.

 

If it were me, I'd go with the corn cob pipe. It will go well with a clay jug full of moonshine and a rocking chair on a covered porch.

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I have decided that I need a pipe. i don't want to smoke, but I think to be stylish while pondering thorny issues I should have a pipe. I need suggestions as to how I can get one, and make it worthwile. What I can put in it, for example. Neat gin? Fire ants?

Crack pipe or a hookah may work.

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My friend has a convertible pipe with joints that you can also use a fridge magnet.

 

It isn't...really a pipe that you can just saunter down the street puffing with though, heh.

 

 

That said, once you have a pipe, remember to saunter. It's important, that walk is done with a puff in mind.

 

Quite.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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See? Aram understand completely what I'm talking about. :ermm::lol:

 

*Puff puff. Frown*

 

*Speaks past stem of pipe* The real issue is NOT to smoke tobacco. Or any other substance such as roofing tar which will kill my lungs and stain the ceiling. Pure benzene is probably out.

 

Do you think having the pipe and not actually smoking it would be sufficiently reminiscent of someone who USED to smoke a pipe heavily and is now only quitting on the strength of the sternest admonitions of their tweed suited country doctor?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Among complete strangers, quite.

 

Among peers, you'd be a doofus.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Among complete strangers, quite.

 

Among peers, you'd be a doofus.

 

:ermm:

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Having a fine pipe and not smoking it is like buying a car and... not driving it

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Having a fine pipe and not smoking it is like buying a car and... not driving it

 

Given the self-harm in the context I'd argue it was more like owning a camel.

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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