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The Community Blog (An Invitation)

please do not include a cat.

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in Aliens RPG: Speculation & Discussion

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that thought jumped into my mind as my cat contemptuously walked in front of my screen.

grrrrrr, why do i keep spelling "and" as "nad", or "driven" as "drivven".

 

damn you lexdixa, damn you to hell

It'll be Aliens in name only!1!1!1!

 

Also, cat must be long :lol:

How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

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Jonesy was as much a star of Alien as any cast member! I DEMAND cats! :brows:

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OK before you go demanding anything i have three words for you ...

 

 

escort

 

mission

 

cat

 

 

uuuuhhhggg

 

 

that gave me shudders like some one just walked over my grave.

grrrrrr, why do i keep spelling "and" as "nad", or "driven" as "drivven".

 

damn you lexdixa, damn you to hell

Even better! Have a mission that requires you catch the cat as it runs around the cargo hold while simultaneously avoiding an alien!

 

It is gold baby! Gold! :brows:

Even better! Have a mission that requires you catch the cat as it runs around the cargo hold while simultaneously avoiding an alien!

 

It is gold baby! Gold! ;)

Yeah, the launch codes for the internal anti alien defense system is on a scrap of paper in that little cylinder attached to the cats collar :thumbsup:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

I can't remember the game, but I remember one otherwise listless FPS where one of your weapons was a squeaky toy and you had to find a cat. It was a fantastic segment.

 

*Pad pad*

 

*Peers into darkened air vent*

 

*shoulders assault rifle*

 

*pulls out squeaky toy*

 

Squeeka squeeka!

 

*mutant lunges out of air vent*

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

As long as the cat is killable, I don't mind. Actually, I'd appreciate it.

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escort

 

mission

 

cat

 

What a fantastic idea! We should totally do an escort mission with a CAT!

 

 

Anyone ever played the board game Space Hulk? They have a cat escort mission in that game... good times.

~ Mike Stout

 

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There will be a crate of unkillable cats in the game. :(

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Anyone ever played the board game Space Hulk? They have a cat escort mission in that game... good times.

Yeah, it's good times till the terminators chainsaw jams and genestealers facerape everyone.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

escort

 

mission

 

cat

What a fantastic idea! We should totally do an escort mission with a CAT!

I can imagine it right now:

 

"Here kitty kitty kitty! No, not that way! NOT THAT WAY! This way, kitty kitty kitty! THIS WAY!! Oh damn."

"Why are you licking your paw?! We need to keep moving! HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!"

"You're hungry?! OK, FINE! Here's some food! Eat it so we can keep MOVING! You don't like this food and want THAT food instead?!? FINE HAVE BOTH!"

"YOU FALL ASLEEP?? NOW?! WE'RE BEING HUNTED BY ALIENS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!"

 

Etc and so on.

Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!

escort

 

mission

 

cat

 

What a fantastic idea! We should totally do an escort mission with a CAT!

 

 

Anyone ever played the board game Space Hulk? They have a cat escort mission in that game... good times.

 

 

*falls into time warp*

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Crates and cats. Sounds reasonable enough for an RPG. In some crates, there might be cats hidden inside, while in others, there're Aliens. Versatility is key in every good RPG design, Josh and dodger wouldn't object on that, right?

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Rain makes everything better.

What if the cat was impregnated with a baby alien? Then you had to get it to a medlab before it burst out. For study.

 

*thinks: I wonder if you can eat alien?*

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

So an Alien inside an cat, which is inside a crate? That's the Cr

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

*falls into time warp*

 

... it's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right...

 

So an Alien inside an cat, which is inside a crate?

 

[takes notes, scribbling furiously]

 

Josh and dodger wouldn't object on that, right?

 

You know it!

~ Mike Stout

 

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I want a weapon that shoots homing feral cats at my enemies.

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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

I want a weapon that shoots homing feral cats at my enemies.

Awesome.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

I'd only accept mutant space alien ninja cyborg crate cats.

 

EDIT: or mutant space pirate alien ninja cyborg barrel cats.

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"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

I didn

And you are...?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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