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I forgot Bob the talking skull from the Monkey Island series. He really laid the groundwork for future talking skulls in video games.

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I forgot Bob the talking skull from the Monkey Island series. He really laid the groundwork for future talking skulls in video games.

 

You mean Murray? He wasn't a party member either.

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I forgot Bob the talking skull from the Monkey Island series. He really laid the groundwork for future talking skulls in video games.

 

You mean Murray? He wasn't a party member either.

 

Doh! It's been awhile, I did mean Murray. He was definitely a party member. You carried him aroud in your inventory for pete's sake, I'm pretty sure he earned the title.

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No, that makes him an inventory item. hahaha

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I think any sentient being that is forced to ride around in Guybrush's pants deserves an honorary party member badge.

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I think any sentient being that is forced to ride around in Guybrush's pants deserves an honorary party member badge.

 

He was only in there for a little while.

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Sulik >F2

Marcus > F2

Viconia > BG series

Dynaheir > BG1

Aerie > BG2

Sarevok > BG2

Bastila > K1

Anton > K2

HK-47 > Kotor series

Visas > K2

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In no particular order!

 

Dogmeat--> FO1 and FO2

Minsc and Boo--> BG1 and BG2

Neeshka--> NWN 2

Grobnar--> NWN2

Deekin--> SoU and HotU

Morte--> PST

Annah--> PST

Sulik--> FO2

HK-47--> KotOR 1 and 2

Kang The Mad--> Jade Empire

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

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Grobnar--> NWN2

 

 

you would...

Have him in your party the next time you go to

Jerro's Haven

and your opinion of Mr. Gnomehands might change. His reaction to

Shandra's death

is probably the most touching moment in the game.

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Grobnar rocks. Sure, he is a bit annoying and a tad insane, but he's Grobnar.

 

Grobnar! THE BARDINATOR! Having him, Neeshka, and Khelgar together is a hoot.

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Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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Grobnar--> NWN2

 

 

you would...

Have him in your party the next time you go to

Jerro's Haven

and your opinion of Mr. Gnomehands might change. His reaction to

Shandra's death

is probably the most touching moment in the game.

Unless he kills himself, too, NEVER.

 

Only good Halfling is a homicidal Halfling. If it isn't killing, it best be dead itself.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Um, Grobnar is a gnome. Hence, Grobnar GNOMEhands.

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Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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Um, Grobnar is a gnome. Hence, Grobnar GNOMEhands.

Yeah, and Optimus is a real big rig. It's a disguise!

 

He's short, merry, and is a complete idiot. Sounds like he's actually a Halfling to me.

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"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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My real name is Joe Humanfeet.

 

And I have a dwarf cousin named Jeff McDrinkalepoundymetalstonebeardenstein.

Also rocks.

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Um, Grobnar is a gnome. Hence, Grobnar GNOMEhands.

Yeah, and Optimus is a real big rig. It's a disguise!

 

He's short, merry, and is a complete idiot. Sounds like he's actually a Halfling to me.

Then you don't know halflings.

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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Um, Grobnar is a gnome. Hence, Grobnar GNOMEhands.

Yeah, and Optimus is a real big rig. It's a disguise!

 

He's short, merry, and is a complete idiot. Sounds like he's actually a Halfling to me.

Then you don't know halflings.

I know all about Halflings. They're ugly, stupid, merry (which goes along quite well with stupid), drunk, smelly, fat, lazy, useless, and selfish. Why if the world were coming to an end, the Halflings would just be drinking, dancing, and smoking while everyone else actually tried saving it. They're probably too stupid to get in when it's raining, too.

 

There's the odd exception, one occasionally becomes slightly smart. But that usually drives their little brains into a crazed homicidal rage.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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I know all about Halflings. They're ugly, stupid, merry (which goes along quite well with stupid), drunk, smelly, fat, lazy, useless, and selfish. Why if the world were coming to an end, the Halflings would just be drinking, dancing, and smoking while everyone else actually tried saving it. They're probably too stupid to get in when it's raining, too.

 

There's the odd exception, one occasionally becomes slightly smart. But that usually drives their little brains into a crazed homicidal rage.

 

Whatever gaming group you are in that portrays halflings like that is definitely screwed in the head. In my experience, my gaming group portrays halfling as intelligent, grim, and with a sarcastic wit. When I play halflings I usually make them as wizard/rogues, and as a DM the more competent baddies that give the party a run around is often a halfling. Nearly took out the entire party with a single halfling. Mind you she was a halfling ghast, but still.

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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I know all about Halflings. They're ugly, stupid, merry (which goes along quite well with stupid), drunk, smelly, fat, lazy, useless, and selfish. Why if the world were coming to an end, the Halflings would just be drinking, dancing, and smoking while everyone else actually tried saving it. They're probably too stupid to get in when it's raining, too.

 

There's the odd exception, one occasionally becomes slightly smart. But that usually drives their little brains into a crazed homicidal rage.

 

Whatever gaming group you are in that portrays halflings like that is definitely screwed in the head. In my experience, my gaming group portrays halfling as intelligent, grim, and with a sarcastic wit. When I play halflings I usually make them as wizard/rogues, and as a DM the more competent baddies that give the party a run around is often a halfling. Nearly took out the entire party with a single halfling. Mind you she was a halfling ghast, but still.

In other words, you have Halflings confused for Gnomes. Gotcha, you play with Gnomes.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Gnomes? They are insane buggers that take things apart, put things together, with parts missing or leftover which can theoretically destroy a continent if they sneeze. Also they are tricksters with no conscience thought about the consequences of their actions.

 

Man, have you even read the DnD source material on Gnomes and Halflings?

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Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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Gnomes? They are insane buggers that take things apart, put things together, with parts missing or leftover which can theoretically destroy a continent if they sneeze. Also they are tricksters with no conscience thought about the consequences of their actions.

 

Man, have you even read the DnD source material on Gnomes and Halflings?

Yes.

 

They sugarcoat a few things and omit a few others, but I know the truth.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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