Blarghagh Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 On one hand, I want to make some lame comment about how my aquarium is ready. On the other hand, we did just have a spam warning...
thepixiesrock Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 But nobody takes Walsingham seriously as a mod or a man who will send out piranahs in the mail. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Musopticon? Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 If it flaps, don't open the package. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Walsingham Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 Typo. Message reads "Will have live piranhas NAILED to them" "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Krookie Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 Well, it doesn't really matter that their piranahs then, does it? They'll be dead anyway. Why not nail a Pauly Shore movie to us?
Walsingham Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 You're failing to grasp the overall improved unpleasantness of using live animals. Particularly using dangerous live animals. It will impart a degree of desperate and undue haste in the workmen. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Aram Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 Typo. Message reads "Will have live piranhas NAILED to them" The very concept is absurd and could only have been concieved by a deranged British mind.
thepixiesrock Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Especially when they can't bite you because they are nailed to you. Unless you nail them in a certain spot, if you catch my meaning. You know, where something sticks out perpendickular. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Laozi Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Like your foot People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
Sand Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Like the nose! THE NOSE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE! Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"
Kor Qel Droma Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 settle Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Tale Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 I'd happily volunteer. I've gone without human contact for years, this would pose no challenge. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Musopticon? Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 What are we then? Fractions of your fragemented consciousness? oh....wait...nevermind. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Tale Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 I didn't say I was going without today. Just that I have before. Lack of gameboy charger might be a problem, so I'd just have to bring a book worth rereading and the people in the program together could trade books around. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
metadigital Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Solar powered battery chargers. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Tale Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Between Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, Final Fantasy IV-VI, Metroid Fusion, Golden Sun, the Legend of Zelda Oracle games, and the GBA Castlevania game I have, I could do a couple of years in complete isolation. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
metadigital Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 ... And probably not be able to rejoin any society afterwards. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Tale Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 I hardly recognize society as it is. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
mr insomniac Posted June 27, 2007 Author Posted June 27, 2007 Except that you're not in complete isolation. You're with 5 other people. There will also be radio contact with the outside world, on a 40 minute time delay. I took this job because I thought you were just a legend. Just a story. A story to scare little kids. But you're the real deal. The demon who dares to challenge God. So what the hell do you want? Don't seem to me like you're out to make this stinkin' world a better place. Why you gotta kill all my men? Why you gotta kill me? Nothing personal. It's just revenge.
Sand Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 I wouldn't mind going through this. It does sound like fun. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"
Laozi Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 I wouldn't mind you going through this either People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
Walsingham Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Willl we still get his trademark posting while he's in the can? Gods, can you imagine both of us getting picked? "I'm sorry, Sand. I'm afraid I can't do that." "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Tale Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Except that you're not in complete isolation. You're with 5 other people. There will also be radio contact with the outside world, on a 40 minute time delay. Which is why it would be so easy. 5 other people? That's more social contact than I usually get in a year. Now that I think about it, that might be too much for me. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Krookie Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 The same 5 people day in and day out would be terrible. especially if they're ugly.
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