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Ouch

Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.

hahahahahahaahahaha

very old but still very disturbing. Could be worse tho, a woman could cut off your **** and throw it out the window into a moving vehicle.

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I tend to dislike violence even when its done to others. Strangely it is even more discomforting when it affects genitals... Why, oh why did you have to post this? Why did I read it?...

Citizen of a country with a racist, hypocritical majority

I tend to dislike violence even when its done to others. Strangely it is even more discomforting when it affects genitals... Why, oh why did you have to post this? Why did I read it?...

 

More importantly, why did he post a 2 year old article?

"I am in no way a violent person."

 

L0L

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

2005 called, they want their testicles back.

 

 

I TOTALLY NAILED THAT ONE AMIRITE?

Moral of the story: Don't reject the advances of your drunken crazy ex-girlfriend. :thumbsup:

 

"Tried to swallow and gagged" :):x

Monti was not acting in self defence

 

Really.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

 

That what friends are for. Giving you back your testicles.

*tsk tsk*

 

Tame, tame, tame. Nartwak's testicular terror post from days gone past owns this thread.

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I find it interesting that there was a story about chimps doing this to a man last year. Maybe it's some primal reflex, like rodent neck-snapping as an attack tactic in feral rats.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

...or like a reflex mechanism to help ugly chicks get some oral action one way or another.

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...or like a reflex mechanism to help ugly chicks get some oral action one way or another.

 

 

And on that high note I think I can summarise by saying "Dear sweet Jesus, NOOOOO!"

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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