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What if I really am the only person who can prevent forest fires? What the hell am I doing working in the UK if that's true, and why hasn't FEMA got in touch about a green card?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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That bear in those commercials always kind of creeped me out.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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I sense that the Green Card is on it's way - but a forest fire has probably delayed it.

Fortune favors the bald.

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Edit: Image didn't work. Tried to link this.

 

Man, I love looking at old war propaganda. Nice find.

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

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Forest fires are good though. Stupid park rangers and ecologists.

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

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#2

 

If it 'does exactly what it says on the tin' then how come when it says 'open other end' it never is?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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If any of you have ever grown a beard you'll know that sudden slightly panicky claustrophobic feeling you get when you want to shave it all off.

 

I just had that about my whole body. A sudden moment of pure "AAAAAGH! I'm covered in hair! Get it off me!"

 

Too much coffee.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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If any of you have ever grown a beard you'll know that sudden slightly panicky claustrophobic feeling you get when you want to shave it all off.

 

I just had that about my whole body. A sudden moment of pure "AAAAAGH! I'm covered in hair! Get it off me!"

 

Too much coffee.

 

can't say as i've ever had that ;)

 

i like my beard

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

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Forest fires are good though. Stupid park rangers and ecologists.

Only if they occur naturally and not by man-made carelessness.

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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Forest fires are good though. Stupid park rangers and ecologists.

Only if they occur naturally and not by man-made carelessness.

Not really. The function of a forest fire in the ecosystem is the same regardless of how it is started. Human-started fires clear out old dead ground cover & break openings in the canopy so that new growth can start on the forest floor just as well as lightning-sparked fires. Problems only arise when human interaction leads to fires starting either far more rarely or more frequently than they would otherwise occur.

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Not actually thought of the day, but sarcasim is definetly word of the day :)

How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

- OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)

 

 

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Not actually thought of the day, but sarcasim is definetly word of the day :)

What is that, a simulation game where you get to be an ****?

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Read this topic which Pop linked in some other thread. Pure gold. :thumbsup:

How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

- OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)

 

 

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I just read it before I came back here. That guy has nothing on the people I work with.

 

Parsonl (Supposed to be personal)

 

At least two guys at this place barely can spell their own names. All of the hispanics who only know english as a second language can spell better than some of the native english speakers.

 

Here's another:

 

Fool oof gametot

 

Fuel for generator. No, he's not mentally challenged, just a high school dropout.

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"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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That shows a distinct lack of cognizance of the rules of grammar and construction of words using symbols (letters); at least dyslexic.

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT

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If any of you have ever grown a beard you'll know that sudden slightly panicky claustrophobic feeling you get when you want to shave it all off.

 

I just had that about my whole body. A sudden moment of pure "AAAAAGH! I'm covered in hair! Get it off me!"

 

Too much coffee.

 

can't say as i've ever had that ;)

 

i like my beard

 

I was obliged to grow a beard for a while. But I panicked one day and shaved it off in circumstances as above. It was awesome. The very next day I pulled a girl who had been ignoring my bearded form.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Yeah, I just shaved my face for the first time in about six months.

 

Feels better, doesn't it?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Take 'em! Take 'em!

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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