www.monsterpig.com

 

 

 

"An 11-year-old boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9 feet 4, from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.

...

Jamison, who killed his first deer at age 5, was hunting with father Mike Stone and two guides in east Alabama on May 3 when he bagged Monster Pig. He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50-caliber revolver and chased it for three hours through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot."

 

More importantly:

 

"Mike Stone is having sausage made from the rest of the animal. "We'll probably get 500 to 700 pounds," he said."

 

 

I mean....holy moly! 11-year badass vs. Hogzilla! This is ripe for a potential film-adaption!

 

Luckily enough I never plan to live or visit the Southern USA.... I mean I'm not sure what I should be more afraid of...the monster pigs or kids shooting around with guns.

 

 

 

Edit: Oh dammit, I just posted that in the wrong forum. I was so sure I was gonna post that in the "Way Off-Topic" forum. Mods please move this thread!

Edited May 26, 200718 yr by Morgoth

It is impressive.

That's a big ****in' hog.

 

I wonder how long it will take for PETA to come around and throw red paint on the kid.

 

"Congratulations from Kenny Chesney" - That says it all, right there.

 

and apparently the webmaster doesn't know how to spell "heroes"

lol what game is this, the graphics detail on that hog is impressive!

* waves magic wand *

 

That's a big pig.

Holy Sweet Mary Mother of God in the Heavens that was a huge swine!

I never realised that they could be that big...

PETA don't throw red paint at people carrying .50 cal revolvers. I saw them in London harassing old ladies and curiously ignoring a group of bikers! Speaking of which a 14 year old with a .50 cal revolver? I've never fired a .50 cal, but I thought you needed wrists like hams?

 

If you think that hog is impressive you should keep in mind that they were seriously scary beasts back in the middle ages. Boar hunting _with a spear_ was more than adequate training for fighting knights.

I never realised that they could be that big...

 

You should've seen me before I started exercising.

I never realised that they could be that big...

 

You should've seen me before I started exercising.

 

Seen you? We used to use you as a navigation beacon when sailing!

Don't you mean navigational bacon? HAW HAW HAW.

Don't you mean navigational bacon? HAW HAW HAW.

 

 

Mmmm... navigational bacon... *drools*

Okay, who has the scroll of lesser dispel? Anyone?

 

For the Hog, the Alabaman, Role-Player or Walsh?

I think we are gonna need more scrolls.

I thin we're gonna need a bigger gravy boat.

PETA.......

P|eople

E|ating

T|asty

A|nimals

Holy shi-

I don't really like the fact that the kid had to shoot it nine times over a three hour period. The animal suffered far too much and that's not the way it's done. If he can't do it right, he shouldn't hunt with a handgun.

 

However, the negative comments on that site are just retarded. Hogs are not native to Alabama. As a feral species, they are extremely destructive if their numbers are not kept down--doubley so if they're enormous. They're stupid, ugly, and they don't belong here. The only thing they're good for is as a game animal. Except for his inhumane handling of it, the kid should just be proud of his accomplishment.

I don't really like the fact that the kid had to shoot it nine times over a three hour period. The animal suffered far too much and that's not the way it's done. If he can't do it right, he shouldn't hunt with a handgun.

 

However, the negative comments on that site are just retarded. Hogs are not native to Alabama. As a feral species, they are extremely destructive if their numbers are not kept down--doubley so if they're enormous. They're stupid, ugly, and they don't belong here. The only thing they're good for is as a game animal. Except for his inhumane handling of it, the kid should just be proud of his accomplishment.

 

I agree that the negative comments were just stupid. But don't you think the kid deserves a break? I mean to hunt something like that one shot one kill you'd need ...I dunno. A whaling harpoon?

Certainly an elephant gun wouldn't be out of place.

Still, that thing is huge... I find weird though that a kid has handgun, and has been shooting stuff since he was 5. So much for weapon control.

Parental Guidance recommended.

I don't think the parents could help here. They're probably the ones who gave him the gun anyway...