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In professional Roller Hockey? :crazy:

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Good to see Krookie is a modest one.

578 career assists.

Those aren't bad stats for a goalie, Krook.

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So you've been keeping track of your goals and assists in roller hockey since kindergarten?

I scored two (2) career touchdowns!

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everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Those aren't bad stats for a goalie, Krook.

 

...I'm not a goalie Kor. I'm a center.

So you've been keeping track of your goals and assists in roller hockey since kindergarten?

 

Yeah.

What league do you play in?

AA(major) U19

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I can't really speak for Krook's skills, but one of the guys I played with in High School actually went on to make our local RHI team (San Jose Rhinos). He basically spent two years gaining enough weight and training every day to make the team (rumor was he also slept with someone connected to the team). Unfortunately the RHI collapsed right after he made the team. He managed to play in one game. He was an awesome player, and he could dominate most league games, but he struggled against these professionals. Most of these RHI guys played in the pro Ice leagues in Europe. They had experience at an international level that you just can't teach. I lost track of him after the league collapsed, but I hope he found a place to keep playing at a high level.

 

I'm not sur where Krook is in terms of skill, but I'm guessing he's got a bit of seasoning to do before he pwns the Portuguese Roller Hockey squad.

I was joking guys.

 

I don't know how many goals/assists I have.

 

But I do play AA Major.

Also, I was talking about quad roller hockey, which is isn't the same at all as inline roller hockey. Although, I remember a quad hockey championship where Russia competed with a team composed of ice hockey players wearing inline skates, and they spent more time falling than actually playing.

 

 

edit:@Krookie: I figured as much but you were attacking the allmightyhood that is Portugal. :)

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"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

The bat weilding icon is more scary than all of Portugal together. :)

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The Russian team that you speak of probably didn't have the right wheels. You see, some are made for indoor (like hardwood floors) and some are made for concrete. If you use either of them on the wrong surface, you can barely move without slipping.

That would have to be a pretty big oversight on the part of the team's organization.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

The weirdos are also the ones that call AFL 'Football', because Rugby League is commonly referred to as 'Football'. :bat: 

Soccer is 'Futbol', don't you watch SBS?  :))

 

I do watch SBS, but huh? Rugby is referred to as

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Anyone who says soccer is for pansies should test playing in defence. In second last game of last season my fellow defender broke his collar bone. <_<

 

 

Thats not so much an endorsement on the toughness of soccer as much as an indictment on the frailty of it's players

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

The weirdos are also the ones that call AFL 'Football', because Rugby League is commonly referred to as 'Football'. :) 

Soccer is 'Futbol', don't you watch SBS?  :lol:)

 

I do watch SBS, but huh? Rugby is referred to as

Edited by Purgatorio

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My reply to you Purgatorio was deleted so I

Edited by The Architect

That would have to be a pretty big oversight on the part of the team's organization.

 

You'd be surprised how easy it is to mess up. There's no way to tell them apart, unless you're standing on them.

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Western Australians pwn, oh whats that Purgatorio? West Coast Eagles won the Premiership? Meh you probabally dont care like I do, but even though I dont follow it, I just like to rub it in to other people.

Roller Hockey, the only sport where Portugal has actually a world class team.

 

You don

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

My reply to you Purgatorio was deleted so I

S.A.S.I.S.P.G.M.D.G.S.M.B.

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