July 26, 200619 yr Dear fellow forum members, I know a lot of you have been wondering where Ive been these last two weeks. Some of you probably thought I had been killed and put in little black plastic bags and strewn over the country and eaten by crabs and vicious seaweed. Or maybe you thought I had sold all my things to become a hobo, walking the streets and scaring children and living off old lettuce and corn thrown away in alleys by restaurants who lack organic waste disposal facilities. But the truth is that I went to Mexico to become the worlds greatest Luchador and be cheered by the masses and admired by the women and feared by men. I trained my body all day smeared in cooking grease in the desert and wrestled goats and pigs all night to become the greatest, I even drank a chicken-flavoured chicken milkshake some crazy shaman gave me... but it was not enough. See, the only other guy in my weight class(the el-grande collibri bantam) kicked my ass in the first match and I had to go home in shame. So here I am. /yours truly Kaftan 'El Esplendido' Barlast DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
July 26, 200619 yr I know a lot of you have been wondering where Ive been these last two weeks. We sure did ^____________________^ (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
July 26, 200619 yr Author I know you did. No lies (they make baby Jes DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
July 26, 200619 yr Who are you again? The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
July 26, 200619 yr I have missed Kaftan. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
July 26, 200619 yr Well, that's it... no pay for that hitman... <_< Next... ^ I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5. TSLRCM Official Forum || TSLRCM Moddb || My other KOTOR2 mods || TSLRCM (English version) on Steam || [M4-78EP on Steam Formerly known as BattleWookiee/BattleCookiee
July 27, 200619 yr I shall dream of vicious seaweed tonight. :ph34r: "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
July 27, 200619 yr I'm disappointed that the greasy wrestling training in the desert didn't pay off Spreading beauty with my katana.
July 27, 200619 yr I even drank a chicken-flavoured chicken milkshake some crazy shaman gave me... but it was not enough. Sounds like, uh, fun. Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe.
July 27, 200619 yr Dear fellow forum members, Stuff <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And you are? Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
July 27, 200619 yr The joke here is that the real Kaftan is already dead (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
July 27, 200619 yr Meh, Kaftan wont die as long as there This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
July 27, 200619 yr The joke here is that the real Kaftan is already dead <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How the hell did you know that?!! :ph34r: Not that I...uh...buried Kaftan in a shallow grave in Baja California or anything, nope, nosiree. " RIP
July 27, 200619 yr gives fengy a good whack on the head with a shovel. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
July 27, 200619 yr The joke here is that the real Kaftan is already dead It must be true. *Humorously intended: if Kaftan wishes I will gladly take this down... Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe.
July 27, 200619 yr the real Kaftan is already dead <{POST_SNAPBACK}> shh.. every time you say that a Demon gets its wings! Fortune favors the bald.
July 27, 200619 yr Author My new plan is to travel to Bangladesh and start up a new tournament featuring only me and a bunch of severy starved and skinny natives that I can safely kick the crap out of every night in the ring. A shame about the mexican chicken milkshake* though, its just not safe with the birdflu down there. (skillfully photoshopped picture with my head in the place of a certain well known musician) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is that your clandestine way of calling me a Scouser? This aggression will not stand, man. I mean, the kaft does not abide. *Recipe: Coctail machacado del pollo de satan - 1 live chicken - 1 bottle of mezcal - an icecream cone Gently place all ingredients in blender, let grind for one minute. Serve with coctail umbrella and complimentary nachos DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
July 27, 200619 yr Slightly on topic and less humoristic(is that a word in english?), I've had mononucleosis(gland fever) for the past month and thats why I haven't been posting as often. But now I'm back so expect more crap coming from me! :D http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/
July 27, 200619 yr >.> <.< KaPWING! Ha HA! Ah Am INvINCIBAL! Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
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