Darth Drabek Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Wasn't Dave Lombardo kicked out of Slayer for being too drunk to do the whole "all double kickdrum, all the time" thing Slayer does? Ryan Adams - A Kiss Before I Go baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 NOFX -- Go To Work Wasted People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Leonard Cohen - I'm Your Man "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 NOFX -- The Brews I'm sure Israel's military listens to this before any battle, "We got the might, psycho mashuganas We can't lose a fight, as we are the chosen ones Chutspah, we battle then we feast We celebrate, we'll separate our milkplates from our meat We're the Brews Sportin' anti-swastika tattoos Oi Oi we're the boys Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois" People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Nah, he came back in 2001, a shame in and of itself, Fantomas and, hell, even Grip Inc. are 1000 times better than old deflated Slayer. Christ Illusion, his first album with the band since re-joining, sounds like a third-rate comedy CD made by some amateur chums over the internet. Who can forget such honest, gut-wrenching lines like, Religion is hate Religion is fear Religion is war Religion is rape Religion's obscene Religion's a whore Or The desolace of Jesus Christ There never was a sacrifice To land him on the crucifix He rode the cup of purity Infectious in facility I've made my choice Six six six And even, Christ that breeds the pedophiles Don't pray for the priest Conviction finds a lonely child And preys on the weak You think your soul needs to be saved I think you're ****ing miles away Scream out loud here's where you begin Forgive me father, For I have sinned Ah, yes, Slayer, the band that never grows old, in spirit, music and mental capacity. I'm thinking 13, all Gothed up and ready to Rock & Roll. A schoolgirl serving at the altar of Satan, constructed in her Mamma's basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 You just summed up the awesomeness of slayer. The Gathering - Mandylion "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I'm sorry, but drunken retards are only funny in the context of self-parody. Slayer sounds, acts, and smells like a lobotomized pencil pusher who's just discovered the Dark Lord Beelzebub, whining and indignant self-abuse. They're Bright Eyes for middle-aged dorks relieving their teenage days of glory, when wifey could still boogie-woogie without her ass falling down 3 flats in one glorious swoop. NOFX - The Decline I hear they played this one live on tour, strangely enough, the only NOFX album I listen to at least once a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 (edited) I don't have The Decline. Maybe I should get it. Leonard Cohen - Chelsea Hotel #2 I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel you were famous, your heart was a legend. You told me again you preferred handsome men but for me you would make an exception. And clenching your fist for the ones like us who are oppressed by the figures of beauty, you fixed yourself, you said, "Well never mind, we are ugly but we have the music." Edited August 3, 2006 by Pidesco "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 And then you got away, didn't you babe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I don't mean to suggest that I loved you the best, I can't keep track of each fallen robin. I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel, that's all, I don't even think of you that often. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dude Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Size Queen- Kyuss ...then I want to be your dog- the stooges words are weightless here on earth because they're free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Speaking of Queens, are all the members of the band gay, or just the one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Assuming you are talking about the band Queen, at least Roger Taylor is gay too. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Wanted Dead or Alive -- Bon Jovi Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Wanted Dead or Alive -- Bon Jovi <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Everytime I go to karoke I sing that and Kenny Loggin's Danger Zone. Bob Dylan -- Corina Corina People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris the jedi killer Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Bring The Noize-Public Enemy A coward dies a thousand deaths but a soulja dies one~ 2Pac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Drabek Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Hahaha.... "Danger Zone" That song is a classic. The last time I karaoked (if that's even a verb) was Cheap Trick, "I Want You to Want Me." It wasn't my choice, in fact the girl that chose it actually wanted "Surrender" but they didn't have it. Anyway, KISS - Strutter (which would be a great karaoke song in its own right) i know a thing or two about her i know she'll only make you cry-ieeeee baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 George Thorogood and The Destroyers http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaxen83 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 (edited) Pussycat Dolls - Sway Edited August 4, 2006 by vaxen83 Deep from within... Victims live a life of fantasy. Some see salvation as an act of God, a few look within for it. 朱宣澧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lare Kikkeli Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 M1/Messy Marv - U Ain't The Only 1 from the can't sell dope forever mixtape. Dead Prez are back yall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 New Madonna song. Not bad actually, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Twilight Singers - Number Nine "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 New Madonna song. Not bad actually, imo. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dude. Just...dude. Pink Floyd- Money Money...it's a hit, don't give me that do goody good bullsh*t... Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dude Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Speaking of Queens, are all the members of the band gay, or just the one? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In Queens of the Stone Age/Kyuss, none of the members are gay. Although, if you are in search of a good band with two gay band members, you might wanna check out Husker Du. Fire and Rain- James Taylor words are weightless here on earth because they're free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Dude. Just...dude. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Radiohead--Let Down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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