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no they can actually be quite tasty .. but you have to get 'em fresh of the head of a virgin blonde!

Fortune favors the bald.

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massive breakfast taco and a soooooodddddddaaaaaaa

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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I currently have a mug of hot water with a teaspoon of honey stirred into it to try and sooth my sore throat :p

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I currently have a mug of hot water with a teaspoon of honey stirred into it to try and sooth my sore throat :thumbsup:

Aww, get better soon Launch. :(

 

 

I have cold coffee.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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Fried Chicken and Mashed Patatos.

 

I mean Doritos.

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Roasted sheep intestines. Yeah i am serious.

 

 

 

Well, you ARE turkish.. youre supposed to eat such things. Like we swedes and our fermented herring and our lutfisk.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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I just finished a footlong coldcut with lettuce, pickles, onions, olives, green peppers, honey mustard, southwest and mustard. It was good. And cheap. 4.52 after tax with my staff discount. Currently drinking a Jolt. Regular cola flavour because the Cherry Bomb sucks and they were out of Blue, which is the best one. I also have a bag of Old Dutch all dressed potato chips for later. Old Dutch is the greatest brand of potato chips ever. Hostess was the only brand that came close, but then I guess Lays got sick of competing with themselves and stopped selling them. Lays suck. Well, the flavoured ones do.

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The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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I hope he's not serious.

 

And I'm eating a salad with chicken and broccoli and shrooms.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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Strawberry bananna smoothie I got from Jumba Juice earlier today

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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A National Embarassmint. They come in a tin with GW Bush on them.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Colder coffee than last time.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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A chimichunga -- which I guess is just a deapfried burrito, I dunno :)

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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