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But does that really counter all the extra fat in it?

 

Eh, I wouldn't drink the stuff anyway. Too thick for my taste. I always feel like I'm drinking paint.

 

 

Jackie's Chan's "Police Story" had an awesome stunt/action/fight sequence in a multi-leveled shopping mall.

 

 

BTW that is pretty funny, taks. Reminds me of Bob Uecker in the Major League movies.

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

yeah, it was. i heard the game... well, at least one of 'em. it's shannon, not shanahan, i think. been a while since i heard him. he had big liver troubles later in life. he co-hosted with jack buck. a st. louis legend.

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

The tarantula was named after an african tribal dance because of the way people moved when relieving the itchiness from when they shoot their hair at you.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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The US and Brit system of measuring small arms ammunition calibers is based on measuring the diameter of the bullet in percentages of an inch, wheras the euro system measures the diameter of the bullet aswellas the length of the casing in millimeters.

 

 

Thus the common caliber .45 ACP used in Colt m1911 among others, is 45% of an inch in diameter. The euro name for it is 11,43 x 23mm which also tells the length of the casing.

 

 

( had a programer refer to a gun in a game as "50 milimeter" the other day so had to look this up )

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Evening prayer times in Jeddah are currently 19:07 and 20:37 as calculated by the Umm Al-Qura method. During prayer, supermarkets close their checkouts and main doors, though if you're already inside you're allowed to remain and continue shopping.

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

The US and Brit system of measuring small arms ammunition calibers is based on measuring the diameter of the bullet in percentages of an inch, wheras the euro system measures the diameter of the bullet aswellas the length of the casing in millimeters.

the US military refers to much of their ammunition in mm now. "7.62 mm, full.metal.jacket" vincent dinofrio, full metal jacket. (uh, .30 caliber).

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

yes. odd that europe would favor caliber over mm given that it is mostly metric over there.

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

Just learned this and I have to quote it:

 

"Beard grows fastest during sleep."

 

:D

 

 

EDIT: Oh yeah it's quoted from a Surreptishus post in the shaving thread.

Edited by astr0creep

Just learned this and I have to quote it:

 

"Beard grows fastest during sleep."

 

:D

 

 

EDIT: Oh yeah it's quoted from a Surreptishus post in the shaving thread.

 

I pretty sure most things grow faster during sleep.

 

Lets the jokes begin!

Just learned this and I have to quote it:

 

"Beard grows fastest during sleep."

 

:D

 

 

EDIT: Oh yeah it's quoted from a Surreptishus post in the shaving thread.

 

I pretty sure most things grow faster during sleep.

 

Lets the jokes begin!

 

What jokes? :huh:

 

Oh you mean peeenis jokes!

Hahaha you funneh Cumtwat!

What jokes?  :huh: 

 

Oh you mean peeenis jokes!

Hahaha you funneh Cumtwat!

 

Your just upset that I applied common logic to your post

I object, taken out of context my statement just looks dumb. :huh:

 

(btw its not me wearing a bra - Its Superman)

(btw its not me wearing a bra - Its Superman)

Well, that just ruined a perfectly good wank...

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

If you were truly invisible, you would be blind.

That's because it only brings you back from Oz. Duh. You need a tornado to get to Oz.

I tried the tornado thing. Didn't work. That movie is sooo unrealistic.

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

Whats your point?

That's exactly what I said.

3 heel taps don't send you to Oz. :)

 

You like repeating stuff?

You like repeating stuff?

You like repeating stuff?

You like repeating stuff?

You like repeating stuff?

You like repeating stuff?

You like repeating stuff?

 

:D

No, he didn't repeat what you said, he only explained the reason behind this curious fact.

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

If you sneeze fart and cough at the same time you will essplode!!

A sneeze comes out at 160 km/h.

 

I'm pretty sure I've said this before, there must have been tons of other threads like this or I had a D

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

I'm pretty sure I've said this before, there must have been tons of other threads like this or I had a D

No one ever said Schmarth was smart.

 

Edit: Incidentally people have called Schmarth "Smart", which kind of proves my point.

Edited by Checkpoint

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

Apparently, a sneeze always forces you to close your eyes.

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