Darth Drabek Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 But does that really counter all the extra fat in it? Eh, I wouldn't drink the stuff anyway. Too thick for my taste. I always feel like I'm drinking paint. Jackie's Chan's "Police Story" had an awesome stunt/action/fight sequence in a multi-leveled shopping mall. BTW that is pretty funny, taks. Reminds me of Bob Uecker in the Major League movies. baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 yeah, it was. i heard the game... well, at least one of 'em. it's shannon, not shanahan, i think. been a while since i heard him. he had big liver troubles later in life. he co-hosted with jack buck. a st. louis legend. taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 The tarantula was named after an african tribal dance because of the way people moved when relieving the itchiness from when they shoot their hair at you. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 The US and Brit system of measuring small arms ammunition calibers is based on measuring the diameter of the bullet in percentages of an inch, wheras the euro system measures the diameter of the bullet aswellas the length of the casing in millimeters. Thus the common caliber .45 ACP used in Colt m1911 among others, is 45% of an inch in diameter. The euro name for it is 11,43 x 23mm which also tells the length of the casing. ( had a programer refer to a gun in a game as "50 milimeter" the other day so had to look this up ) DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Evening prayer times in Jeddah are currently 19:07 and 20:37 as calculated by the Umm Al-Qura method. During prayer, supermarkets close their checkouts and main doors, though if you're already inside you're allowed to remain and continue shopping. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 The US and Brit system of measuring small arms ammunition calibers is based on measuring the diameter of the bullet in percentages of an inch, wheras the euro system measures the diameter of the bullet aswellas the length of the casing in millimeters. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> the US military refers to much of their ammunition in mm now. "7.62 mm, full.metal.jacket" vincent dinofrio, full metal jacket. (uh, .30 caliber). taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 ^Same for the M-16 round, 5.56mm. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 yes. odd that europe would favor caliber over mm given that it is mostly metric over there. taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 (edited) Just learned this and I have to quote it: "Beard grows fastest during sleep." :D EDIT: Oh yeah it's quoted from a Surreptishus post in the shaving thread. Edited June 14, 2006 by astr0creep http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Just learned this and I have to quote it: "Beard grows fastest during sleep." :D EDIT: Oh yeah it's quoted from a Surreptishus post in the shaving thread. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I pretty sure most things grow faster during sleep. Lets the jokes begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Just learned this and I have to quote it: "Beard grows fastest during sleep." :D EDIT: Oh yeah it's quoted from a Surreptishus post in the shaving thread. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I pretty sure most things grow faster during sleep. Lets the jokes begin! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What jokes? Oh you mean peeenis jokes! Hahaha you funneh Cumtwat! http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 What jokes? Oh you mean peeenis jokes! Hahaha you funneh Cumtwat! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Your just upset that I applied common logic to your post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I object, taken out of context my statement just looks dumb. (btw its not me wearing a bra - Its Superman) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 (btw its not me wearing a bra - Its Superman) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, that just ruined a perfectly good wank... master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 If you were truly invisible, you would be blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Joining your heels 3 times doesn't send you to Oz. http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 That's because it only brings you back from Oz. Duh. You need a tornado to get to Oz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkpoint Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I tried the tornado thing. Didn't work. That movie is sooo unrealistic. ^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Whats your point? That's exactly what I said. 3 heel taps don't send you to Oz. You like repeating stuff? You like repeating stuff? You like repeating stuff? You like repeating stuff? You like repeating stuff? You like repeating stuff? You like repeating stuff? :D http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkpoint Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 No, he didn't repeat what you said, he only explained the reason behind this curious fact. ^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 If you sneeze fart and cough at the same time you will essplode!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkpoint Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 A sneeze comes out at 160 km/h. I'm pretty sure I've said this before, there must have been tons of other threads like this or I had a D ^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I'm pretty sure I've said this before, there must have been tons of other threads like this or I had a D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkpoint Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 (edited) No one ever said Schmarth was smart. Edit: Incidentally people have called Schmarth "Smart", which kind of proves my point. Edited June 14, 2006 by Checkpoint ^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Apparently, a sneeze always forces you to close your eyes. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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