Baley Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 Jack was the only one to actually make a valid thoughtful contribution to this thread. Shame.
LoneWolf16 Posted June 1, 2006 Author Posted June 1, 2006 You need validity and thoughtfulness for a thread about animal pictures? The very nature of the subject matter sort of diminishes the chances of that occurring, don't you think? But it's ok. I still love you. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
Baley Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 I love you too, Loveworld my boy, but you must understand that this is not the way of the Baley, you must understand and accept that. I know it's tough. I too went through it when I was your age all those years ago, the booze, the women, late nights watching 5% discount pornos and beating it off to some junky ho with fake plasticine tits. Validity? Thoughtfulness? These are but mere words. Words build ideas. Ideas build dogmas. Thus to renounce dogmas we must first rid ourselves of words! Break them! Smash them! Show no mercy! No regret! No remorse! This is the way of the Humorous Jack Wolf. Remember that name, Love. Remember it well. For it alone contains humanity's fate. It alone mirrors our hopes, our dreams and our futures. Believe. Do not be deceived. Throw away the booze and live the life you were meant to waste.
Daaave Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.
LoneWolf16 Posted June 1, 2006 Author Posted June 1, 2006 These are but mere words. Words build ideas. Ideas build dogmas. Thus to renounce dogmas we must first rid ourselves of words! Break them! Smash them! Show no mercy! No regret! No remorse! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And yet, you use words in order to denounce words! They've already got a hold of you, Baley. You need them. You love them. You want them. Without words, or other sounds we give meaning, what would we then "think" beyond simplistic instinctual urges? Would we want to? Would we need to? It's too late. I already love you. And words. Words and Baley. Baley is a word. So the love is two-fold. ... I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
Dark Moth Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 "I wanna grow up to be just like you!" "Buy an elephant a drink?" "My wing pattern brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours."
Baley Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 O Loveworld! O Loveworld! My emotions for you are not only hastily running amok, but they are blazing in a choleric masterpiece of sentiment and spirit! Viciously desecrating all that is holy! I am your David and you are my Jonathan! I have infiltrated the land of words to instill corruption from the inside, I am taint upon consonants, poison upon vowels, hatred intertwining love fathering genocide. We must wage war, physical brutal and total war against words. Against those who have baptised our children into a world of pain blossomed through mindless obedience to the vast puissance of words. Words are no good. Trust me, son. They use you, they use your money, and you power, and your booze. They never pay for anything. They make you hold doors open for them, with a smile on your face. "Remember the smile! Remember the smile!" Take care of their fat children in their fat flats on their fat pillows. Bunch of ungrateful bitches, them words. Yeah. Take it from me, son, words will only delude you. Their gift is the gift of forgery. Copying our emotions. That's what they do, they steal things, or "borrow". Yeah that's what they call it nowadays. Makes me sick.
LoneWolf16 Posted June 1, 2006 Author Posted June 1, 2006 Oh, how my mind, once deluded by these malicious constructs of man, has been freed by your vigilance, dear Baley! Never again will I lower myself to the use of "words"! They shall be stricken from my thoughts, and will no longer torment me! I love you, man. Like this. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
julianw Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Kor - Sorry about your dog. I had a pet turtle when I was five but one day I accidentally sat on it and crushed it to death, so don't feel so bad about your dog... I am sure he/she is fattening up on grade-A steaks in heaven.
Baley Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 (edited) I call him Dibbler*. *or dashingly illuminating baroque bootie loving eel raper Edited June 2, 2006 by Baley
Musopticon? Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 I'm not baroque! kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Pidesco Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 My cat: "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Baley Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Now, now, Mister Jack, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the voluptuous curves of a finely tuned baroque bootie. It's not like I'm accusing you of possessing such traits. Shh.
Darth Launch Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 I call him Nibbler. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pretty eyes [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
Lare Kikkeli Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 I call him Nibbler. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pretty eyes <{POST_SNAPBACK}> pretty amisviikset
Cantousent Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Who the Hell is Jack? ...And if he's an ass, is he a Jack-ass? ...And if he's a Jack-ass, should I post a pic of him here? Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
LoneWolf16 Posted June 2, 2006 Author Posted June 2, 2006 On a completely unrelated side note, I finally graduated from High School today. (w00t) Now to more cute. ... I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
Gfted1 Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 ^Awww, that last one is just the cutest!!!! "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Darth Launch Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 On a completely unrelated side note, I finally graduated from High School today. (w00t) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Congratulations Lovewolf [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
Meshugger Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 I call him Nibbler. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pretty eyes <{POST_SNAPBACK}> pretty amisviikset <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
LoneWolf16 Posted June 2, 2006 Author Posted June 2, 2006 ^Awww, that last one is just the cutest!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know. Congratulations Lovewolf <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thank you, Launchie. :D Here's some kitty love for ya. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
Baley Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 pretty amisviikset <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I suggest you stop being so visibly envious of this fine gentleman's moustache.
kirottu Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Cantousent Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
WinterSun Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 I call him Nibbler. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pretty eyes <{POST_SNAPBACK}> pretty amisviikset <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Who is it? Baley? master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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