LoneWolf16 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 No way this guy's serious. Got to be an alt. Nobody can be this blatantly moronic. I hope... I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 In before lock! (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilandra Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Yeah the Da Vinci Code is a (IMO crap) work of fiction, so what? You read the Bible don't you? Live and let live. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Bible is Divnely inspired, it is the only book with absolutely no lies or falsehoods in it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It has been a long time since I debated with a Jesus freak. The Bible is nothing but a book of myth and stories nothing more. There is nothing divine about it any more than the stories about gods of the past. Through inner peace leads to enlightenment. Baldur's Gate Modding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 So wait? I'm Jesus, a pathetic Romanian nihilist and an American fundie all in one? Man, I think Freud would assuredly declare that I have the hots for mommy dearest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nartwak Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Yeah the Da Vinci Code is a (IMO crap) work of fiction, so what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilandra Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 My lord Jesus is no myth, he is God and he is your only chance. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Funny thats what the othert religions used to say before christianity came along. Not the jesus part obviously. Compared to the sum total of human history christianty is just the latest fad. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 2000 years of the strongest following a relligion has ever seen, oh yeah it's just a fad, yeah right. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am afraid you are wrong yet again. Various incarnations of Paganism are the oldest religions on this planet. Through inner peace leads to enlightenment. Baldur's Gate Modding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Scientology = the wave of the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 In before lock! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Did you guys know that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 The Da Vinci Code is a profound piece of work; I eagerly await the movie release. Gray Jedi Knight is a hypocrite; I hope he gets injured in an accident that renders him unable to type. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Wait, isn't Star Wars a form of Satanism? (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 The Bible is Divnely inspired, it is the only book with absolutely no lies or falsehoods in it. So, do you also think the Bible is literally true? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 In before lock! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wait until you see the orange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 In before lock! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 The Da Vinci Code is a profound piece of work;.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Know what else is a profound piece of work? THE BIBLE (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Did you guys know that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As sad as this is, I had the urge to check... I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 (edited) The Da Vinci Code is real, how else could they get Tom Hanks if it wasn't? Edited March 28, 2006 by Laozi People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 (edited) HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Again, I'm the guy that likes the Mario Bros Movie, peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, and Drizzt. I'm not normal! Edited March 28, 2006 by Draken Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilandra Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I was recently watching a show on the history channel that was trying to scientificly prove the Da Vinci code to be true, it failed gloriously, and now the book and the soon upcoming movie is not only a lie and blasfemy but a profound waste of everyones time. I know some of you are going to bash me on this topic, go ahead, I welcome it because it will only draw more attention to my words. There was supposedly a Merovingian Royal line decending from Jesus to a French Queen, looking past the fact that this is complete blasfemy, the DNA evidence colected from a bone fragment of the French Queen would have to have evidence that it was decended from a middel eastern source, it didn't it was from a european source. Also, there was an organization that supposedly protected the alternate and false story of Christianity, they were called the propriety of sion, and Da Vinci was supposedly a leader amongst its ranks in the early 16th century, yeah only one problem, the propriety of sion didn't exist until the mid 20th century. There was also some supposed list of decendents, only one name was even verified to have existed, the rest of the 50 or so names didn't have any historical evidence that they even existed. So I love the fact that this theory was proven false, I didn't even need scientific proof of the Da Vinci codes falsehood, Jesus Christ my Lord, Savior, and God never sucome to the earthly temtations of man, and Mary Magdillan was just a close freind to Jesus, just as his apostles were. Poor Mr. Da Vinci is probalby turning over in his grave in discust to this whole idea, and whoever tied his name to this retarted idea, tarnishess a good man's name, and that person should be very ashamed of himself, as well as he needs to ask The Lord Jesus for forgiveness for blasfeming the Holy name of Jesus Christ. For all who do not beleive in Jesus, how can you see what he did for us and not beleive, crusifiction is one of the most painful deaths that a person could experiance and he did it for us, not only that but all the sins of existence were poured on The Lord Jesus that day and he did it so that we could be saved from hell and so we could commune with the him. The Lord Jesus concered death so that we may not fear it. Jesus loves you, and it's not to late to except his love and forgiveness, I promise you will not regret it. Salvation awaits for thoose who will merely take his offer and gift of salvation. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Yawn* Let me know when you have something intelligent to say. Through inner peace leads to enlightenment. Baldur's Gate Modding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 2000 years of the strongest following a relligion has ever seen, oh yeah it's just a fad, yeah right. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, ignore the fact that it's completely outnumbered by religions far older. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 *Yawn* Let me know when you have something intelligent to say. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gabrielle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Is Wiccanism the new Christianity? You decide! (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Again, I'm the guy that likes the Mario Bros Movie, peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, and Drizzt. I'm not normal! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Okay, that makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Tom Hanks, I mean the guys like Jesus's little brothere. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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