Draken Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 And before he could get back to the Batcave, Abraham Lincoln would come out of his grave. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
Darth_Onivega Posted March 15, 2006 Author Posted March 15, 2006 Chuck Norris would then come down from Heaven and kick their asses hi.
Masta Revan Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 (edited) Wow! dose that mean Lord Revan was a failure? Edited March 15, 2006 by Masta Revan I pitty the fool who don't have the force.
Draken Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 No, it means you suck. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
julianw Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 I'd say Malak since Sion's death was more pathetic. 'You are beautiful to me...' Sounds like he needed a hug or something before drawing his last breath...
julianw Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 Or maybe he wanted what's in Draken's sig... It's only natural.
Draken Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 Well, give the guy some credit. He spent five years hunting Jedi down. Unless some of his assassins are chicks, I doubt he got any ass. And then the female Exile comes along, shaking her bootylicious polygon behind... I mean, what man could resist those pixels after that long of a drought? Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
Dark Moth Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 Yeah. And the guy would probably have unlimited stamina for it, too. Seems like a waste of abilities.
julianw Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 (edited) Well, give the guy some credit. He spent five years hunting Jedi down. Unless some of his assassins are chicks, I doubt he got any ass. And then the female Exile comes along, shaking her bootylicious polygon behind... I mean, what man could resist those pixels after that long of a drought? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good point. Looks like I misjudged him after all. Both Malak and Sion are total pansies, but at least Sion is a pimp who simply lacks game. Malak had Bastila and female Revan and didn't even make a move on any of the two... @Mothman - I don't know. Assuming all the necessary pieces are intact, but remember that it's pain that's keeping him together. A little pleasure and he just might fall apart... :D Edited March 15, 2006 by julianw
Draken Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 You know how some guys get a twitch when they're nervous? Malak doesn't twitch; he shocks people with Force Lightning. "Hey, uh, Bastila...can I ask you something?" "Sure, Malak. What is it?" "Uh...*Force Lightnings her*" Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
Darth Viper Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 back on topic Malak would own Sion with the quickness.
julianw Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 back on topic Malak would own Sion with the quickness. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It depends on who has the higher dexterity. Since Sion doesn't wear a shirt, he gets an automatic +1 bonus.
Sturm Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 im pretty sure my exile and revan will combine, like the power rangers, then pwn both of them, then chuck norris will eat the 'ex-van'
Masta Revan Posted March 16, 2006 Posted March 16, 2006 No, it means you suck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey what do you mean I suck. I don't mean me in general when it comes to playing the game I meant before revan lost His/Her memory. Duh I pitty the fool who don't have the force.
Lord_Maikadal Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 Sion only needs moisturizer to look normal. A bit may flesh might help... But Malak? He needs a whole jaw. Pity. Then again, Sion beats up old ladies... ...while Malak chains young ladies to tables and 'breaks them'. Kinky much? Meh. They both lose.
Darth Kavar Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 Sion's a pathetic excuse for a Sith Lord if I ever saw one. All you got to say is "Kreia likes me more!" and he'll cry BTW Malak would send his apprentices, droids (all available) and his mother against Sion soon after he would see that he's loosing against him so Sion would have to go thru all that to beat Malak.
Darth Viper Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 even with the missing jaw Malak would beat the tar out of Sion. Sion was wanting to be Kreia's apprentice again and cried when the exile was chosen over him. Malak wanted to destroy Revan from the start. That alone shows who is the better Sith Lord.
Xard Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 Revan pwns. Malak. Sion couldn't beat Malak, or he would've seized control of the sith. How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)
mr_harrison Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 i vote jar-jar binks...the sheer annoyance would drive malak and sion crazy
Sturm Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 bet you 20 dollars, that you joined obsidian forum community just to say that off topic remark...
Darth Viper Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 bet you 20 dollars, that you joined obsidian forum community just to say that off topic remark... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i will also put twenty down on it.
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