thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 Chomp, chomp, chomp. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Oh my god you fatso, why not eat your house? Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 Becuase you can't eat it twice! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreKOTORplz Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 drink some water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancer Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Becuase you can't eat it twice! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> eat your neighbors'! Lancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 I don't have the money to pay for the property damage! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Stop smoking pot and drink a lot of water. Water will fill up the stomach. If you need to eat something eat celery. You won't get fat eating celery for it takes more calories to to eat it than what you get from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 I don't smoke pot. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Could have fooled me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 I could have? I did for a while. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Smoke crack, then you won't want to eat anything: all you will want to do is smoke crack. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 What is "crack"? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Its a derivitive of cocaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 A form of cocaine, in which format the high is concentrated into a single hit that lasts a vanishingly short few seconds. So it has a powerful withdrawal effect. Of course you could also just use heroin. Even though it takes a lot longer to get hooked on, but the price is just as cheap and Afghanistan has it's biggest crop of poppies EVER this year, so the availability and pirce should become even more favourable. *** OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 So that is what Surreptishus's signature is talking about! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Convert to Islam or Buddhism so you can learn to fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Either that or the split between a bottom's cheeks. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 (edited) Convert to Islam or Buddhism so you can learn to fast. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Haha, in practice no Muslim ever loses weight during Ramadan. EDIT: but i guess that wasn't the point. EDIT(2): I did have a specific definition in mind when adding the sig but I'll leave it ambiguous. Edited February 12, 2006 by Surreptishus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 That's because they give up too soon. Real faith requires an indefinite fast. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 When I was at Bahrain a few years back I observed Ramadam to show respect to the Muslims that I was dealing with on a daily basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 That's because they give up too soon. Real faith requires an indefinite fast. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You know, I tried that once but almost died in the shower when I couldn't catch my breath, so... bad idea! (My 'indefinite fast' lasted an amazing 24 hours, btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 from not eating? Only 24 hours? Were you allowed to drink water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 I think Ramadan is an excellent idea. A bit of self-restraint once in a while. Don't even joke about crack, tho. Some side-effects include becoming a total freak. My brother was leapt upon in a club and had part of his nose bitten off, by a crack addict. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 No water. I have concluded that fasting is definitely very unhealthy for the body; and even worse for those who carry a lot of weight around and eats a lot regularly. Yeah, so pixies, I was only joking. Don't fast. EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 (edited) I think Ramadan is an excellent idea. A bit of self-restraint once in a while. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Start by quitting smoking and alcohol. Fasting only works if your mind and spirit are into it. Edited February 12, 2006 by julianw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts