thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 I can't stop eating. Since about two hours ago I have eaten four pieces of coffee cake, sixteen chicken fingers, Doritos, and now some chips and salsa. I have been like this for the past few days. I eat, and eat, and I just don't get that satisfied feeling. Help me stop eating. Help me now! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 Man, that Mango Salsa sure is hot. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Keep eating, fatty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancer Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 I can't stop eating. Since about two hours ago I have eaten four pieces of coffee cake, sixteen chicken fingers, Doritos, and now some chips and salsa. I have been like this for the past few days. I eat, and eat, and I just don't get that satisfied feeling. Help me stop eating. Help me now! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you just comfort eating because you don't have a gf? Lancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 Shut up! Shut your fat face right now! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP *sob* CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlternaFurkle Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Go to the gym. And stop spamming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Yeah thats right, food is your only friend now. Food always respects you and never lets you down. There, there, have some more doritos blubber butt. Later you can start on some pie and by start I mean have relations with and by relations I mean get busy with and by busy i mean sexual intercourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 (edited) This is for AlternaFurkle. Shut up. This isn't spam. I really need a solution to my problem. I figured someone would have some new age solution. The gym won't help me as I am not fat yet, i just can't seem to stop eating. Edited February 12, 2006 by thepixiesrock Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 You don't have to be fat to go to the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Have you attempted onanism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Shut up. This isn't spam. I really need a solution to my problem. I figured someone would have some new age solution. The gym won't help me as I am not fat yet, i just can't seem to stop eating. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> go the the WHO web site and look up eating disorders. find yours and look at what they recommend... Hope this helps! Deadly_Nightshade "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 You don't have to be fat to go to the gym. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, other people don't have to be fat to go to the gym. I have to be fat to go to the gym. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 (edited) Have you attempted onanism? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yes pixies, that would provide a most nutritous and sumptuous garnish to your food. EDIT: I have a strong sense of deja vu with this thread.... Edited February 12, 2006 by Surreptishus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Drink some gin, nothing makes me not want to eat like gin People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Drink some gin, nothing makes me not want to eat like gin <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As a logical extension of this... get wasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancer Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 This is for AlternaFurkle.Shut up. This isn't spam. I really need a solution to my problem. I figured someone would have some new age solution. The gym won't help me as I am not fat yet, i just can't seem to stop eating. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Go ask that girl out and get it off your chest. Lancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 I already asked this girl out, and then I ate her. Because she was a bag of Doritos! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Start smoking. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Sometimes the body needs special nutrients if it is undertaking special activity. I predict you will shortly begin spinning a cocoon around yourself. The laternative is that your preconscious has established you are going to succeed with this mystery girl, and you will need the calories for the punishing fortnight of hot horizontal mambo which is about to ensue. Make sure you eat plenty of zinc. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 I like my sex vertically. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 I feel your pain man (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 Of course you do. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Deworm! "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 I like my sex vertically. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, but that's now, before you grow all the extra legs. Now quit typing and guzzle! You will need to consume more chocolate to make your wings correctly opalescent. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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