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Update:

 

The newspaper has apologized tonight that so many muslims were offended, but is not apologizing that it brought the cartoons in the first place, that is their right they say. (or some such)

 

Also the Muslim Society in Denmark lead by an Imam called Abu Laban is apologizing for heating the subject up so much and making it seem worse than it actually is, thus being somewhat responsible for the outrage in the muslim world.

That's good... but perhaps a little objectivity on both sides might have prevented this from happening in the first place :(

 

EDIT - Oh... and Happy Birthday :)

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Hmm..before ww2, but after ww1 we had two angels holding our coat of arms on our flag... don't know why they changed it, maybe becouse of that stupid red star :(

...Anyway, I didn't see other flags with angel on it, and i really like that old flag.

Sadly I can't show you an image( i have non), but there was the flag in the game Victoria from Paradox entertainment :)

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Our flag fell down from heaven when we were battling heathens in the 10th century AD, So they are basically blasphemers. I vote the prime minister call a Fatwah.

Yeah, since our flag was given to us by God personally, world domination is our divine right.

 

Those dissidents who object to that will find them self volunteering for the settler relocation program to hans Island :wacko:

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But we all know the only ones capable of invasion is the US... think Bush will have a go at us for making fun of Islam?  :wacko:

The word on the street is that Sweden can kick your asses.[/flamebait...sneaky ain't I?]

Sweden's leftist government is severely reducing their armed forces these days, down to numbers equal to or less than that of Denmark (= scary). Some say it's because their government is preparing to finally enter NATO. But I'm sure Kaftan or Mkreku knows more about this than me.

 

Jokes on you prettyboy K! :p

 

Update: The EU states that threatening and boycotting one nation is the same as threatening and boycotting the entire EU.

 

Edit: Yes indeed the flag did fell from heaven... or was tossed out from a nearby hill by a Bishop, at any rate it r0x. :ph34r:

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DENMARK!

 

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when it comes down to it, no matter what somebody or some contry does, theres always some one or some people who will be pissed off. thats life.

 

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BREAKING NEWS:

 

In an effort to prevent further animosity between the muslim world and the west, the United nations department of comedy has decided to start a bold new project to finally bring a sense of humour to all the inhabitants of the middle east. The project is codenamed "Merry Mohammed" and will be launched by the second quarter of 2006.

 

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Kofi Annan himself said in an unofficial tete-a-tete with reporters that "The lack of humour is a huge problem down there. We thought it would get better with the founding of the state of Israel but unfortunantly, all the funny jews stayed back in New York."

 

 

British funnymen Matt Lucas & David Walliams stand for the first stage of this ambitious project. The stars of "little britain" are launching a new series of brief mini-sketches to be aired on Al-Jazeera in between the usual news reports. The sketches will be based on the much loved characters "Andy and Lou"

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The new series however, will feature an "arabified" version about two fictious citizens of Saudi Arabia called "Achmed & Hassan". Two wealthy older men who reportedly will do things that are amusing to an arab audience. We have been treated to a scene which will feature in the series in which Achmed takes Hassan to see the camel races.

 

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-Alright, here we are. Lovely weather is it not, Hassan?

 

-Yes, I am aware of the benign conditions of the sky, Achmed. Praise be Allah and the Saudi royal family, our rulers and benefactors.

 

-The first race is soon, do you want me to bet for you?

 

-I desire that you instead give the money to our mosque so that it can be used to fund the mujaheddin that will eradicate the infidel pigdogs from the surface of the earth.

 

-Are you sure? You always say that there is nothing more delightful and intoxicating than the thrill of the camel races, to cheer as they approach the finish and then taste the sweetness of winning?

 

-Yeh I know.

 

-But you want me to give the money to the mosque?

 

-Yeh.

 

-Well, alright then *goes off*

 

-I wanna bet on the camels!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sweden's leftist government is severely reducing their armed forces these days, down to numbers equal to or less than that of Denmark (= scary). Some say it's because their government is preparing to finally enter NATO. But I'm sure Kaftan or Mkreku knows more about this than me.

 

 

Sweden has been an unofficial member of NATO since it was founded. However, our neutrality keeps us from joining in full, the people are also very much against joining "the bomb club" :thumbsup:

 

And we're dismantling or military because we just dont need it. Who in their right mind would attack us? We dont have anything useful nor do we piss anyone off. If the world was a bar, we'd be lukewarm tapwater.

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Yeh, those funky danes. >_<

 

Pardon me for asking, but how's the amount neo-nazis in your fair country Lucius, Rosbjerg? As far as I understand, it's pretty horrible in Sweden(correct me if I'm wrong), so I'm interested how's it in Denmark.

 

not that it's related to this topic .. but we have our share of Nazis as well, I think Sweden has a bigger problem though .. they are however keeping their heads low these days, I haven't heard anything significant about them in years..

 

Ah, alright. Thanks.

 

 

 

**** you guys can fight. Ease up, dammit.

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

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With what?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Eesti ftw!

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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How is wearing a cross "sticking it in everybody's face"?  If that's how you view it, then you seriously need to grow up and learn to be more tolerant.  I agree with you on the apology stance, but that's not what I'm talking about here. 

What gives you the right to wear your cross while denying, say, Joe Hitler from quietly wearing his swastika lapel pin? He never brings up his penchant for National Socialism, is polite and respectful while at work with all, but he just wears that damned lapel pin. And Fred Redneck's got his Klan Grand Dragon insignia on, too. Quiet, unobtrusive, no more noticeable than a cross.

 

You cool with that?

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Well played, my friend, well played.

 

Freedom of expression is freedom of expression regardless of what's being expressed. Either we agree on economical limitations under certain circumstances, or we cannot accept one and not the other without discriminating. Would almost everyone agree that it's fine to discriminate against the Klan or the Nazis? Yeah, they would. Trouble is, the US Constitution, at the very least, says that's not alright. Under US law - and any law modeled after it - Judaism, Islam, Christianity, they've all got the exact same right to freedom of expression as the KKK. No more, no less.

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