Fitness and Health

[Darth Launch]

I admire/am annoyed by athletic freaks.  (not you DL, I just admire you)    Mostly I'm only bugged by them because I'm not the most athletic of people myself, and my jealousy tends to get to me.  :">  My class valedictorian is also a tri-athlete.  He does three sports a year, but he's done four different sports total, all on a competitive level, and maintains his shape in the summer.  He's also the stud in my weight class I mentioned earlier.  <_<

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I'm not a sports or athletic freak! What I probably spend most of my free-time doing is reading... at least when I'm on my own anyway... I'm very much into reading actually

[julianw]

I admire/am annoyed by athletic freaks.  (not you DL, I just admire you)    Mostly I'm only bugged by them because I'm not the most athletic of people myself, and my jealousy tends to get to me.  :">  My class valedictorian is also a tri-athlete.  He does three sports a year, but he's done four different sports total, all on a competitive level, and maintains his shape in the summer.  He's also the stud in my weight class I mentioned earlier.  <_<

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Take steroids. They don't test at high school level, do they?

[Dark Moth]

I admire/am annoyed by athletic freaks.  (not you DL, I just admire you)    Mostly I'm only bugged by them because I'm not the most athletic of people myself, and my jealousy tends to get to me.  :">  My class valedictorian is also a tri-athlete.  He does three sports a year, but he's done four different sports total, all on a competitive level, and maintains his shape in the summer.  He's also the stud in my weight class I mentioned earlier.  <_<

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Take steroids. They don't test at high school level, do they?

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Nope. Maybe would take steroids if I didn't care about making one area of my manhood stronger at the expense of another. :ph34r:

[julianw]

Nope.  Maybe would take steroids if I didn't care about making one area of my manhood stronger at the expense of another.  :ph34r:

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You got viagra for that part, man. Bless technology...

[Laozi]

And if you think your sport practice is hard, no kind of athlete trains harder than wrestlers. 

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Ya, you have to be in shape. Otherwise you'll never know the pleasure of pinning down a burly man, making him submit to your will, and then feeling your warm breath against the back of his neck.

 

BTW did your coach teach you the Hulk's special love hold.

[Gabrielle]

Nope.  Maybe would take steroids if I didn't care about making one area of my manhood stronger at the expense of another.  :ph34r:

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You got viagra for that part, man. Bless technology...

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I thought you guys exercised the little guy everyday when ever you had the chance?

[Dark Moth]

Ya, you have to be in shape. Otherwise you'll never know the pleasure of pinning down a burly man, making him submit to your will, and then feeling your warm breath against the back of his neck.

 

BTW did your coach teach you the Hulk's special love hold. 

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No, but the Banana Split is a rather fun move to hit. And yes, there's a good reason it's called that.

[Lucius]

Nope.  Maybe would take steroids if I didn't care about making one area of my manhood stronger at the expense of another.  :ph34r:

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You got viagra for that part, man. Bless technology...

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I thought you guys exercised the little guy everyday when ever you had the chance?

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Why Gabbie, whatever do you mean?

[julianw]

Why Gabbie, whatever do you mean? 

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This:

 

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1624868.html (It's not me, btw. Crazy Chinaman.)

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[LadyCrimson]

I just had to interrupt to mention that struggling to give 10 cats a bath all in one day burns a whole lot of calories...not to mention endows one with lots of beautiful scratch-scars. With my dwindling cat population has come a decline in physical activity. Maybe I should get a dog.

[Lucius]

That's so not right!!! :covers groin:

 

Edit: This wasn't directed at your cat fetish post Lady C. However it is large amount of cats.

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[Gabrielle]

That's pretty wacked.

[Diamond]

This:

 

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1624868.html (It's not me, btw. Crazy Chinaman.)

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"the grandmaster of Iron Crotch"

[mkreku]

I only go to the gym to look at girls in tight clothes.

 

 

Unfortunately I work out in an old bomb shelter (without windows or ventilation) and for some reason there are almost never any girls there..

[Surreptishus]

I only go to the gym to look at girls in tight clothes.

 

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Totally, although the "before" girls arent so hot. Watching people fall off treadmills is also entertaining as is watching blessed women on cross-trainers/treadmills.

[WinterSun]

I only go to the gym to look at girls in tight clothes.

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That's one of the reasons I stopped going. It's just too distracting, especially while wearing shorts :ph34r: .

 

I try to exercise most days, otherwise I end up looking like an anorexic smackhead . Unfortunately I get a lot of chest infections which makes it hard to stick to a routine for too long, which is a pain in the arse.

[Child of Flame]

Yay for sitting around potatoe chips only to weigh yourself and find you've lost five pounds!

[WinterSun]

Just don't tell women about it. They will try to kill you...

[Surreptishus]

I only go to the gym to look at girls in tight clothes.

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That's one of the reasons I stopped going. It's just too distracting, especially while wearing shorts :ph34r: .

 

I try to exercise most days, otherwise I end up looking like an anorexic smackhead . Unfortunately I get a lot of chest infections which makes it hard to stick to a routine for too long, which is a pain in the arse.

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Surely it would be apain in the chest, no? Or do you also have the runs?

[thepixiesrock]

Haw, haw, haw.

[Gabrielle]

I only go to the gym to look at girls in tight clothes.

 

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Totally, although the "before" girls arent so hot. Watching people fall off treadmills is also entertaining as is watching blessed women on cross-trainers/treadmills.

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Must be a male thing.

[Surreptishus]

I only go to the gym to look at girls in tight clothes.

 

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Totally, although the "before" girls arent so hot. Watching people fall off treadmills is also entertaining as is watching blessed women on cross-trainers/treadmills.

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Must be a male thing.

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Which bit in particular?

[Gabrielle]

Watching girls in tight clothes, watching people fall off tread mills.

[thepixiesrock]

Well, they are one in the same really.

[Slowtrain]

I see this thread has deteriorated into some odd Voyeurs Anonymous club. Awesome.