Picking A would have gotten you captured eventually, and picking B would have gotten you arrested eventually.

This thread can be used to discuss the past falures, and reflect.

I think the lesson so far is to choose the answer where we pick up or ready a gun, though not necessarily the one where we start firing it indiscriminately and kill the love interest.

What kind of reprobate would screw his family over for a fruit?

Edited January 3, 200620 yr by Surreptishus

This thread can be used to discuss the past falures, and reflect.

I think the lesson so far is to choose the answer where we pick up or ready a gun, though not necessarily the one where we start firing it indiscriminately and kill the love interest.

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I'm going to come out and tell you guys the lesson directly, and it is that you can not make your choices based on your choices for past characters. Well, you can, but eventually it will end in death.

A seriously sick pervert. Who has a fruit festish, water melon man... mmmmm water MELON!

What kind of reprobate would screw his family over for a fruit?

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Meet @\NightandtheShape/@.

But I wanted that water melon so bad, it looked so juicey

Yeah, nobody could really blame you for it.

But I wanted that water melon so bad, it looked so juicey

Yeah, nobody could really blame you for it.

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I could. And the dead guy, he could too. Oh, and the watermelon probably doesn't like it too much.

Oh, and the watermelon probably doesn't like it too much.

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Yeah, nobody ever likes doing it with a corpse.

Yeah but death by a shot to the head while preparing to hump a water melon into sticky wet mush is clearly the funniest way to go out if you ask me.

So what have we learned?

 

It turns out, we have three people dead. None of them had ever got down to business with a dead body...

I could. And the dead guy, he could too. Oh, and the watermelon probably doesn't like it too much.

Right. You say that because you don't have the damned thing in front of you right now.

I could. And the dead guy, he could too. Oh, and the watermelon probably doesn't like it too much.

Right. You say that because you don't have the damned thing in front of you right now.

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but if he did.... Oh boy... There's no risk with a water melon

So far we've played (or rather, you guys have played) as a drunk, loose-cannon vigilante, a 'straight as they come' detective, and a suburbian white boy trying to make his way through this crazy world, and "experimenting" with fruits along the way.

 

What's next, pixies? Ken Thunder? Lance Daiquiri? (sorry, I really like that name...Lance...Daiquiri...) Or maybe even a woman cop who has to struggle to respected in an all male workplace?

What's next, pixies? Ken Thunder? Lance Daiquiri? (sorry, I really like that name...Lance...Daiquiri...) Or maybe even a woman cop who has to struggle to respected in an all male workplace?

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Heh. Like, what, is the whole story going to center on her, like, breaking a nail or something? Or being unable to figure out how to, you know, start her car?

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Or having to put up with work during monthly...ah nevermind.

...or her being afraid of spiders and being unable to shoo one away?

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Hey, I like that one.

 

Found one of the buggers today, killed it. With the butt of a flashlight, like a man.

Idea of slave reparations - ridiculous. Affirmative action is as far as it should go insofar as being a gesture by the US govt (at the time it was introduced) that they would try and create a level playing field after being mean to african americans for so long.

 

Economically its a stupid idea as it places artifical restrictions on the job market.

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Here is how the game will work, every three deaths you unlock a special bonus character to use in the next game. That character will be made by the forum members. So you guys get to vote on stuff.

 

Male or Female.

 

What is there role? (Cop, P.I., other...)

 

Name.

Female.

 

Cop.

 

Charisma Valentine.

I'll go for that.

*googles name to see if its a real name and hopefully find some pics*

 

Alas no.

Male.

 

Don Varos Doritos, Spanish freelance adventurer par excellence.

It sounds good. I'll wait a few minutes before starting though, just to make sure, although, the above one is tempting...

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Male

 

A Sci fi fanatic that earns his living on E Bay.

 

Rufus T. Flagg (T means Tiberius)

I veto the above idea.

Edited January 4, 200620 yr by Surreptishus