kumquatq3 Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 http://www.chrismahanukwanzakah.com/ Hindu Santa ROCKS!
Judge Hades Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Here I thought I couldn't get any more depressed or an even lower opinion of the human race.
Petay Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 (edited) Hmmm, could be considered slightly controversial? Edited December 13, 2005 by Petay
krazikatt Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Nice! The first two are funny... but the angel one was kinda lame. My baby girl arrived 6/16/06!
Janmanden Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Hm... *confused sigh* I guess I should check those security page settings. Seems I have to fire Netscape up each time someone post a link with activex content, because I blocked that somewhere in IE. (Signatures: disabled)
Rosbjerg Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 might as well do a complete mixing of traditions! why fight globalization? Fortune favors the bald.
Surreptishus Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Hmmm, could be considered slightly controversial? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why?
kumquatq3 Posted December 13, 2005 Author Posted December 13, 2005 might as well do a complete mixing of traditions! why fight globalization? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm a corporate whore!
Lucius Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Well whore anyhoo DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
Silvershadow Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 That was painful to watch. And they forgot Yule (winter solstice). We pagans have a holiday around this time of year too, you know. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital
kumquatq3 Posted December 13, 2005 Author Posted December 13, 2005 We pagans have a holiday around this time of year too, you know. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They took care of it with the angel song. krazikatt liked it. The rest of your opinions are meaningless.
Laozi Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 What do pagans do during Yule? People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
Silvershadow Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 We pagans have a holiday around this time of year too, you know. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They took care of it with the angel song. krazikatt liked it. The rest of your opinions are meaningless. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah... Yeah, I must admit, I didn't quite make it that far. The Hindu Santa made me want to jab rusty objects into my eyes, and I think I got to the word "pork" on the second one when I decided to close down the browser window. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital
kumquatq3 Posted December 13, 2005 Author Posted December 13, 2005 Massive orgy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm a pagan, didn't I meantion that? Mmmmmm, love that goats blood!
kumquatq3 Posted December 13, 2005 Author Posted December 13, 2005 Ah... Yeah, I must admit, I didn't quite make it that far. The Hindu Santa made me want to jab rusty objects into my eyes, and I think I got to the word "pork" on the second one when I decided to close down the browser window. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Where is your Chrismahanukwanzakah spirt?
Surreptishus Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 I like how the site is considerate to the hard of hearing by providing subtitles. Although it is a little odd to try and sell a phone/network to a deaf person.
kumquatq3 Posted December 13, 2005 Author Posted December 13, 2005 I like how the site is considerate to the hard of hearing by providing subtitles. Although it is a little odd to try and sell a phone/network to a deaf person. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Deaf get voicemail messages in text: http://networks.silicon.com/mobile/0,39024...39155022,00.htm growing market
Silvershadow Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Massive orgy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, that's exactly it. We also eat babies and kill kittens with out teeth. Or perhaps we don't, and we simply have a ritual welcoming the return of the light (or rebirth of the Lord... sound familiar?), seeing as winter solstice is the shortest day of the year, and that the days are getting longer every day after that, right up until summer solstice. Incidentally, a rather high number of Christmas traditions actually go back to the day before Christians came about, such as decorating the trees, and yule logs, and decorating with holly (just to name a few). Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital
Silvershadow Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Ah... Yeah, I must admit, I didn't quite make it that far. The Hindu Santa made me want to jab rusty objects into my eyes, and I think I got to the word "pork" on the second one when I decided to close down the browser window. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Where is your Chrismahanukwanzakah spirt? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bah humbug. Or perhaps I just shouldn't visit that site when I'm grumpy. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital
kumquatq3 Posted December 13, 2005 Author Posted December 13, 2005 Massive orgy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, that's exactly it. We also eat babies and kill kittens with out teeth. Or perhaps we don't, and we simply have a ritual welcoming the return of the light (or rebirth of the Lord... sound familiar?), seeing as winter solstice is the shortest day of the year, and that the days are getting longer every day after that, right up until summer solstice. You'll get more members with the massive orgy thing. Think about it.
xxxroflmeisterxxx Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Yes, that's exactly it. We also eat babies and kill kittens with out teeth.ng the trees, and yule logs, and decorating with holly (just to name a few). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Woah,can a friendly atheist join?
Surreptishus Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 What do the babies taste like? and why kittens without teeth? do they come naturally toothless or do ya yank em out? If its the latter, what do you do with the teeth?
Janmanden Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 (edited) Where is your Chrismahanukwanzakah spirt? Bah humbug. Or perhaps I just shouldn't visit that site when I'm grumpy. That's the spirit. You really need to be down on your knees to suck this up...it sucks. Think I made joke...that I shouldn't elaborate any further. :D The jews are not that juicy, but they can make you smile. The angel SONG was kinda uh, amusing. edit: did I hit my quote on quotes or what? Edited December 13, 2005 by Janmanden (Signatures: disabled)
Silvershadow Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 What do the babies taste like? and why kittens without teeth? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was a typo. I meant to write "with our teeth" in an effort to be a smartass. Clearly I failed. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital
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