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Here I thought I couldn't get any more depressed or an even lower opinion of the human race. :blink:

Hmmm,

 

could be considered slightly controversial? :blink:

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Nice! The first two are funny... but the angel one was kinda lame.

My baby girl arrived 6/16/06!

Hm... *confused sigh* I guess I should check those security page settings. Seems I have to fire Netscape up each time someone post a link with activex content, because I blocked that somewhere in IE.

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might as well do a complete mixing of traditions! why fight globalization?

Fortune favors the bald.

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might as well do a complete mixing of traditions! why fight globalization?

 

I'm a corporate whore!

Well whore anyhoo

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

That was painful to watch.

 

And they forgot Yule (winter solstice). We pagans have a holiday around this time of year too, you know. :blink:

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We pagans have a holiday around this time of year too, you know. :blink:

 

They took care of it with the angel song.

 

 

krazikatt liked it. The rest of your opinions are meaningless.

What do pagans do during Yule?

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

We pagans have a holiday around this time of year too, you know. :blink:

 

They took care of it with the angel song.

 

 

krazikatt liked it. The rest of your opinions are meaningless.

Ah... Yeah, I must admit, I didn't quite make it that far. The Hindu Santa made me want to jab rusty objects into my eyes, and I think I got to the word "pork" on the second one when I decided to close down the browser window.

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Massive orgy?

 

I'm a pagan, didn't I meantion that? Mmmmmm, love that goats blood!

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Ah... Yeah, I must admit, I didn't quite make it that far. The Hindu Santa made me want to jab rusty objects into my eyes, and I think I got to the word "pork" on the second one when I decided to close down the browser window.

 

Where is your Chrismahanukwanzakah spirt? :blink:

I like how the site is considerate to the hard of hearing by providing subtitles. Although it is a little odd to try and sell a phone/network to a deaf person.

Massive orgy?

Yes, that's exactly it. We also eat babies and kill kittens with out teeth.

 

Or perhaps we don't, and we simply have a ritual welcoming the return of the light (or rebirth of the Lord... sound familiar?), seeing as winter solstice is the shortest day of the year, and that the days are getting longer every day after that, right up until summer solstice.

 

Incidentally, a rather high number of Christmas traditions actually go back to the day before Christians came about, such as decorating the trees, and yule logs, and decorating with holly (just to name a few).

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Ah... Yeah, I must admit, I didn't quite make it that far. The Hindu Santa made me want to jab rusty objects into my eyes, and I think I got to the word "pork" on the second one when I decided to close down the browser window.

 

Where is your Chrismahanukwanzakah spirt? :blink:

Bah humbug.

 

Or perhaps I just shouldn't visit that site when I'm grumpy. :p

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Massive orgy?

Yes, that's exactly it. We also eat babies and kill kittens with out teeth.

 

Or perhaps we don't, and we simply have a ritual welcoming the return of the light (or rebirth of the Lord... sound familiar?), seeing as winter solstice is the shortest day of the year, and that the days are getting longer every day after that, right up until summer solstice.

 

You'll get more members with the massive orgy thing. Think about it.

Yes, that's exactly it. We also eat babies and kill kittens with out teeth.

ng the trees, and yule logs, and decorating with holly (just to name a few).

Woah,can a friendly atheist join?

What do the babies taste like? and why kittens without teeth? do they come naturally toothless or do ya yank em out? If its the latter, what do you do with the teeth?

Where is your Chrismahanukwanzakah spirt?  :blink:

Bah humbug.

 

Or perhaps I just shouldn't visit that site when I'm grumpy. :p

 

That's the spirit. You really need to be down on your knees to suck this up...it sucks. Think I made joke...that I shouldn't elaborate any further. :D

 

The jews are not that juicy, but they can make you smile.

 

The angel SONG was kinda uh, amusing.

 

edit: did I hit my quote on quotes or what?

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What do the babies taste like? and why kittens without teeth?

That was a typo. I meant to write "with our teeth" in an effort to be a smartass. Clearly I failed. :p

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