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That was painful to watch.

 

And they forgot Yule (winter solstice). We pagans have a holiday around this time of year too, you know. :blink:

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We pagans have a holiday around this time of year too, you know. :blink:

 

They took care of it with the angel song.

 

 

krazikatt liked it. The rest of your opinions are meaningless.

Ah... Yeah, I must admit, I didn't quite make it that far. The Hindu Santa made me want to jab rusty objects into my eyes, and I think I got to the word "pork" on the second one when I decided to close down the browser window.

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Massive orgy?

Yes, that's exactly it. We also eat babies and kill kittens with out teeth.

 

Or perhaps we don't, and we simply have a ritual welcoming the return of the light (or rebirth of the Lord... sound familiar?), seeing as winter solstice is the shortest day of the year, and that the days are getting longer every day after that, right up until summer solstice.

 

Incidentally, a rather high number of Christmas traditions actually go back to the day before Christians came about, such as decorating the trees, and yule logs, and decorating with holly (just to name a few).

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Ah... Yeah, I must admit, I didn't quite make it that far. The Hindu Santa made me want to jab rusty objects into my eyes, and I think I got to the word "pork" on the second one when I decided to close down the browser window.

 

Where is your Chrismahanukwanzakah spirt? :blink:

Bah humbug.

 

Or perhaps I just shouldn't visit that site when I'm grumpy. :p

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Massive orgy?

Yes, that's exactly it. We also eat babies and kill kittens with out teeth.

 

Or perhaps we don't, and we simply have a ritual welcoming the return of the light (or rebirth of the Lord... sound familiar?), seeing as winter solstice is the shortest day of the year, and that the days are getting longer every day after that, right up until summer solstice.

 

You'll get more members with the massive orgy thing. Think about it.

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Where is your Chrismahanukwanzakah spirt?  :blink:

Bah humbug.

 

Or perhaps I just shouldn't visit that site when I'm grumpy. :p

 

That's the spirit. You really need to be down on your knees to suck this up...it sucks. Think I made joke...that I shouldn't elaborate any further. :D

 

The jews are not that juicy, but they can make you smile.

 

The angel SONG was kinda uh, amusing.

 

edit: did I hit my quote on quotes or what?

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What do the babies taste like? and why kittens without teeth?

That was a typo. I meant to write "with our teeth" in an effort to be a smartass. Clearly I failed. :p

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