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What do you think about a Friendship vs Relationship?  

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  1. 1. What do you think about a Friendship vs Relationship?

    • They are (or should) be left completely separate
      3
    • Friendship can become a Relationship but it's risky (can't go back)
      15
    • Friendship is the pre-requisite to a relationship
      16
    • Relationships usually end up becoming just Friendships
      2
    • Other
      6
    • No opinion except that you ain't got a chance right now
      5


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So you want to meet a woman? This is what you need to do in simple steps:

  1. Place yourself in a location where there are drunk females
     
     
  2. Get reasonably drunk yourself
     
     
  3. Just go with the flow

You may laugh, but the fact is that this is the way that 95% of all Swedish couples meet.

One reason why I stopped going to bars and decided to get drunk at home or parties where I knew the people pretty well.

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One reason why I stopped going to bars and decided to get drunk at home or parties where I knew the people pretty well.

 

 

See? It even works for girls.

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Unless you're like going for an internet friendship/relationship does it really matter?

I don't know; I oftentimes become caught up with "petty" things and they seem very important to me for a moment.

Are we still talking about Christianity, or is that another thread? :(

And this is momentarily one of those auxilary necessities for me. I'd rather know the truth than interact ambiguously with the people on this forum. But overall I won't mind too much, the hilarious banter remains.

Yeah, seek the truth, man!

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Yeah, seek the truth, man!

 

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. :("

 

Back on topic:

 

I think in relationships, while you need to find someone you're compatible with, don't let the little differences get to you. Sometimes it takes the little things to kill a relationship. Then again, if you're a very nitpicky person, then perhaps a relationship isn't something you might be ready for. :p

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Out there, but not here.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
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Mothman stole the cookies from the cookie jar!

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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I was trying to start up an impromptu game of who stole the cookies, but Launch had to come along and ruin everything.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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And Mothman.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Mothman stole the cookies from the cookie jar!

 

Who, me? :(

 

 

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Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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I most certainly have never felt that not having a date/boyfriend/spouse makes me somehow unsuccessful or something. I'd much rather be alone then with someone just for the sake of being with someone.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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I tried to start an Obsidian forums dating service. I had two satisfied costomers.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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