Worst excuse? worst rejection? whats the worst way you have been/or dished out a dumping??

Dumped a girl a couple of weeks before her prom

 

but I had a good reason. Kinda. Funny story. I'll tell it sometimes.

Don't go around and breaking young girls' hearts now, Kumi. ^_^

Wow...worst time I dished out a dumping is something I still feel a little bad about. But alas, that is a story for some other time. Sleep calls.

But now is the time to get it off your chests gents...

Don't go around and breaking young girls' hearts now, Kumi.  ^_^

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Thats ancient history now

 

it was like 4 years ago "

My last serious girlfriend dumped me for my best friend over MSN during class. We had been together for around 3 years at the time, she had been with my best friend for 6 months of that. Yeah, we're not friends anymore.

 

Only girlfriend I dumped was because she stole my car. She gave it back, but she didn't have her license and I got in a whole load of trouble with my parents when they saw her driving around town while I was in class.

Edited October 26, 200520 yr by Oerwinde

A girlfriend once dumped me on my birthday. Luckily, my mates took me out drinking, and we got so hammered I didn't care any more.

My last serious girlfriend left me for a job. Its been a while so now I can look back and say its for the best. But at the time was I a mess. She got knocked up about three months after we broke up by some other dude and had to step down from her job anyway. Go figure. Her dad made some bitchin homemade wine though.

Edited October 26, 200520 yr by Kor Qel Droma

Joy Happypants dumped me because she said I just cared too much! I think she had commitment issues!

My last serious girlfriend left me for a job.  Its been a while so now I can look back and say its for the best.  But at the time was I a mess.  She got knocked up about three months after we broke up by some other dude and had to step down from her job anyway.  Go figure.  Her dad made some bitchin homemade wine though.

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That's irony at its best.

 

My last girlfriend I dumped when I found out she was sleeping around... with her brothers friends.

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My last girfriend dumped me because I yelled out in pain when she bit me in a painful place during an intimate act that was supposed to involve her toungue instead of her teeth.

 

Of course, the idea that I might take her not speaking to me for six months as being dumped might be interpreted as me being dumped apparently didn't enter her mind when she phoned me up six months later, presumably after getting dumped herself, and made like everything had been on pause since that horrible, almost homosexualising night.

 

If we had a thread on crazy girlfriends, I could fill a few posts with her.

Edited October 26, 200520 yr by Reveilled

She bit your **** when she was giving you a BJ? Ouch!

Hmm...how can I phrase this so the post doesn't get deleted for being too obscene...

My last girfriend dumped me because I yelled out in pain when she bit me in a painful place during an intimate act that was supposed to involve her toungue instead of her teeth.

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How rude.

I find it a bit odd that it was the offender who dumped the victim. I mean, did she expect you to like being bitten in the *** ?

I recently had a "girlfriend" of sorts, but I had an exam and spent the best part of a week with my nose buried deep in books. After that she was sort of dissing me, but one Saturday night she asked if I wanted to come over and watch a movie. Sure, I went there, but then she said "I'm tired and want to sleep, you can't stay", and I was like WTF? How did this become all my fault? I literally said "Have a nice life" and left for a heavy drinking session with friends. Two weeks later on a night out I got these drunk SMS's full of apologies, and it turns out she just wanted to go and see the White Stripes for free with me... No way, honey.

My fiance tried to kill me with a knife. We broke up the next day.

My fiance tried to kill me with a knife.  We broke up the next day.

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:ph34r: scarry!

 

 

I once broke-up with a girl; because, I couldn’t handle her chronic bad breath anymore and I didn’t have the guts to tell her that her breath was so horrid.

 

Tsel :cool:

I suspect no amount of pruning will help this thread ever stay the course. Sorry for the emotional distress some have experienced, please feel free to find a private fora somewhere in which to commiserate loss with one another.

 

Respectfully,

 

Fionavar