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Deathwish

Laozi
in Way Off-Topic

Which would you prefer as a means to the end 44 members have voted

  1. 1. Which would you prefer as a means to the end

    • Burning to death
      29
    • Being eaten alive. You know shark, lion, ants, Billy Bob Thorton
      15

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Hmm, sorry I can't get into the mood.

It's ok Muso... it happens to most guys... o:)

 

DL

[color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]

Yeah, good thing I'm not "most guys." *Wink*

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Well, at least I tried. *stabs at Billy Bob's foot*

 

Damn, I think I might need a bigger sword.

Hmm, sorry I can't get into the mood.

It's ok Muso... it happens to most guys... o:)

 

DL

Ouch. :huh:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Mighty similar wouldnt you say?

(w00t)

 

OMG! I can't believe you noticed... this is like the best day of my life... *squeal*

 

DL

[color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]

I dont know whether that is sarcastic and so be resntful or if it is honest and be condescendingly pitiful.

Edited by Surreptishus

I'd dare and be both if it's the former.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

I dont whether that is sarcastic and so be resntful or if it is honest and be condescendingly pitiful.

 

 

It was all of those thing rolled into one.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I'd take Lou's word for it. He's a PI, afterall.

Edited by Musopticon?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

I'd take Lou's word for it. He's a PI, afterall.

 

You got a deathwish kid?

Edited by thepixiesrock

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I dont know whether that is sarcastic and so be resntful or if it is honest and be condescendingly pitiful.

:)

[color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]

 

 

I just reported you, for being too dam sexy.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I'd take Lou's word for it. He's a PI, afterall.

 

You got a deathwish kid?

Yeah. You and me. Main street. Pistols. Now.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

I'd take Lou's word for it. He's a PI, afterall.

 

You got a deathwish kid?

Yeah. You and me. Main street. Pistols. Now.

 

 

I just reported you, for being too dam sexy.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

:)
kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Being set on fire, being eaten alive by ants, even being eaten by fire ants. These are all vastly preferable to havig Monty Python quoted at you incessantly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. I like python but come on now...

9. While you will all share a good laugh exchanging quotations, everyone will feel dirty afterwards. :)

This is exactly true. However, I wasn't quoting, I was directing attention to the previous body of work ... o:)

 

Okay, it's true, it was a cheap gag. It's a fair cop and society is to blame. (0H N03z!!11 Goodies quotes!)

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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You only hate me because I'm a vigilante.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

You're a vigilante? :)

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Lou Gutman Persevering Igloo

Prissy Idiot?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Perfectly Inane?

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OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT

Sorry, but the words we were looking for were "Phallic Insignia." Thanks for playing though.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Does that mean you are a picture of a willy?

I'd still venture so far as to say that Prattle Incarnate would be more apt.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Teehee, stop making up words.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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