Is there a game where the protagonist must nobly sacrifice himself at the end? Like a heroic suicide?

 

Send him that. If he kills himself, he won't be able to attack the games industry any more, but if he doesn't kill himself, he's disproved his own ideas that games influence your behaviour. What a dilemma!

Girl: I wanna report a crime.

Officer: You've come to the right place.

Girl: Okay, so my boyfriend, the loser jerk, sits on his ass all day and keeps playing these stupid video games, you know, stupid Dick Justice and stuff, doesn't go to work, gives me no thought.

Officer: Unfortunately, being a jerk is not a crime.

Girl: No, no, I wasn't finished, I'm getting to it. So I got real sick of it, and threw the television out of the window. It was mine, I can do whatever I want with it, right?

Officer: As long as no one got hurt.

Girl: That's what I told him. He's my ex really, but now the sicko's threatening to kill me, that's a crime, right? He's been playing those video games an awful lot. Makes him a very good shooter. Holding that controller's like holding a gun, they say in the news. You gotta help me, I fear for my life!

Officer: Okay, miss, sit down for a moment and we'll take your name and address and see what we can do about it.

Girl: Okay.

Officer [to Max]: Did you hear that? Guns don't kill people, video games kill people.  Jesus, welcome to New York City.

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Dear god I actually remember that.... But I found the baby levels in the first one to be more disturbing

Girl: I wanna report a crime.

Officer: You've come to the right place.

Girl: Okay, so my boyfriend, the loser jerk, sits on his ass all day and keeps playing these stupid video games, you know, stupid Dick Justice and stuff, doesn't go to work, gives me no thought.

Officer: Unfortunately, being a jerk is not a crime.

Girl: No, no, I wasn't finished, I'm getting to it. So I got real sick of it, and threw the television out of the window. It was mine, I can do whatever I want with it, right?

Officer: As long as no one got hurt.

Girl: That's what I told him. He's my ex really, but now the sicko's threatening to kill me, that's a crime, right? He's been playing those video games an awful lot. Makes him a very good shooter. Holding that controller's like holding a gun, they say in the news. You gotta help me, I fear for my life!

Officer: Okay, miss, sit down for a moment and we'll take your name and address and see what we can do about it.

Girl: Okay.

Officer [to Max]: Did you hear that? Guns don't kill people, video games kill people.  Jesus, welcome to New York City.

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Dear god I actually remember that.... But I found the baby levels in the first one to be more disturbing

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I thought that quote was funny. What was disturbing about it?

Jesus Saves

Hehehe I love that quote.

I bet you've got the tee-shirt ...

Actually no. I've only seen it on other people and online.

 

Never in a store.

I think Jinx are based in Canadia.

 

Still, it's one of them new-fangled things, called mail-order.

I'm getting ready to order a horde of shirts from them. I love this one.

this is my next one

Darkside's for teh win!

 

I don't suppose there's any about how I love to play murder simulators is there?

 

 

 

Found it!

They update their stock pretty regularly, I have a packetstorm shirt that is no longer sold ...

The Teabagging one is the best.

Another classic.

www.thebroken.org

www.thebroken.org

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is out. Systm is in.

I say we ban all products that can be modified post-purchase to make illicit products by consumers and that we pass the buck as often as we can.

 

In fact, since styrofoam and OJ can be used to make napalm, let us make them boat illegal as soon as possible.

 

Since these arguements are so silly to begin with, I say we not even waste our time on providing creedence and adding to these media hype machines.

www.thebroken.org

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is out. Systm is in.

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OMFG, I think I'll join BitTorrent (<150MB downloads )

Jesus Saves

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Pfft. I call BS. Any idiot knows that Jesus would have at least evasion if not improved evasion.

 

Of the ones posted so far I like the Social Engineering Specialist one best. "

That's mine! (Yeah I thought the same about Jesus, I mean, if the son of God can't get automatic evasion, how can a monk?)

how about this?

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I don't suppose there's any about how I love to play murder simulators is there?

Found it!

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try this

And we have arrived at the moment of ascension to the AotS ... a moment of silence please ...