SteveThaiBinh Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Is there a game where the protagonist must nobly sacrifice himself at the end? Like a heroic suicide? Send him that. If he kills himself, he won't be able to attack the games industry any more, but if he doesn't kill himself, he's disproved his own ideas that games influence your behaviour. What a dilemma! "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Calax Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Girl: I wanna report a crime.Officer: You've come to the right place. Girl: Okay, so my boyfriend, the loser jerk, sits on his ass all day and keeps playing these stupid video games, you know, stupid Dick Justice and stuff, doesn't go to work, gives me no thought. Officer: Unfortunately, being a jerk is not a crime. Girl: No, no, I wasn't finished, I'm getting to it. So I got real sick of it, and threw the television out of the window. It was mine, I can do whatever I want with it, right? Officer: As long as no one got hurt. Girl: That's what I told him. He's my ex really, but now the sicko's threatening to kill me, that's a crime, right? He's been playing those video games an awful lot. Makes him a very good shooter. Holding that controller's like holding a gun, they say in the news. You gotta help me, I fear for my life! Officer: Okay, miss, sit down for a moment and we'll take your name and address and see what we can do about it. Girl: Okay. Officer [to Max]: Did you hear that? Guns don't kill people, video games kill people. Jesus, welcome to New York City. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dear god I actually remember that.... But I found the baby levels in the first one to be more disturbing Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Child of Flame Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Girl: I wanna report a crime.Officer: You've come to the right place. Girl: Okay, so my boyfriend, the loser jerk, sits on his ass all day and keeps playing these stupid video games, you know, stupid Dick Justice and stuff, doesn't go to work, gives me no thought. Officer: Unfortunately, being a jerk is not a crime. Girl: No, no, I wasn't finished, I'm getting to it. So I got real sick of it, and threw the television out of the window. It was mine, I can do whatever I want with it, right? Officer: As long as no one got hurt. Girl: That's what I told him. He's my ex really, but now the sicko's threatening to kill me, that's a crime, right? He's been playing those video games an awful lot. Makes him a very good shooter. Holding that controller's like holding a gun, they say in the news. You gotta help me, I fear for my life! Officer: Okay, miss, sit down for a moment and we'll take your name and address and see what we can do about it. Girl: Okay. Officer [to Max]: Did you hear that? Guns don't kill people, video games kill people. Jesus, welcome to New York City. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dear god I actually remember that.... But I found the baby levels in the first one to be more disturbing <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought that quote was funny. What was disturbing about it?
metadigital Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Jesus Saves OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
metadigital Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 I bet you've got the tee-shirt ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
alanschu Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Actually no. I've only seen it on other people and online. Never in a store.
metadigital Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 I think Jinx are based in Canadia. Still, it's one of them new-fangled things, called mail-order. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Darkside Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 I'm getting ready to order a horde of shirts from them. I love this one.
metadigital Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 this is my next one OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
alanschu Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Darkside's for teh win! I don't suppose there's any about how I love to play murder simulators is there? Found it!
metadigital Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 They update their stock pretty regularly, I have a packetstorm shirt that is no longer sold ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Arkan Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 The Teabagging one is the best. "Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger." - Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials "I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta
metadigital Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 www.thebroken.org OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Darkside Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 www.thebroken.org <{POST_SNAPBACK}> is out. Systm is in.
EnderAndrew Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 I say we ban all products that can be modified post-purchase to make illicit products by consumers and that we pass the buck as often as we can. In fact, since styrofoam and OJ can be used to make napalm, let us make them boat illegal as soon as possible. Since these arguements are so silly to begin with, I say we not even waste our time on providing creedence and adding to these media hype machines.
metadigital Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 www.thebroken.org <{POST_SNAPBACK}> is out. Systm is in. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OMFG, I think I'll join BitTorrent (<150MB downloads ) OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Deraldin Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Jesus Saves <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pfft. I call BS. Any idiot knows that Jesus would have at least evasion if not improved evasion. Of the ones posted so far I like the Social Engineering Specialist one best. "
metadigital Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 That's mine! (Yeah I thought the same about Jesus, I mean, if the son of God can't get automatic evasion, how can a monk?) OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Calax Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 how about this? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
metadigital Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 ...I don't suppose there's any about how I love to play murder simulators is there? Found it! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> try this OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Fionavar Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 And we have arrived at the moment of ascension to the AotS ... a moment of silence please ... The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
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